Captions by Super Megatron

Is he dead AGAIN?!?

At least he owed up for causing the death of Brawn, Prowl, Ironhide, and Ratchet.

So...we're Actionmasters now?

Com'on, Primus, let me bite the big one! The boys back on Cybertron are having a bet to see if I can die and come back to life more times than Optimus! Why do you have to make Optimus a red shirt? Why? Why?!?

OMG Optimus cut the cheese again! RUN

So this is why Optimus and his flunkies are so protective of the humans - this control Laserbeak stole from Optimus has nothing but macro keys set to something called "adult entertainment".

Autobots - Being who never miss a chance on missing out on peace.

Last time I was in a truck, it was red and it was shaking like crazy when I some kid with a stereo player walked in front of me. The weird part? I didn't start the engine!

Gonna fight the Micromasters! Better do an Optimus Prime and armor up!

Prowl, I want you to find a flag pole about this high for me. My arm is getting tired from waving the white flags to the Decepticons every time I surrender us to them.

Miss Peggy and Kermit realized that they may need a little help with their genomic restrictions, so they figured a little technology would help.

Why are we sitting in a pit? Couldn't the writers put us in a cave instead?

We know our toy sucks harder than Wheelie, but just think - in a few years time, Transformers: Armada are going to make us look like Jetfires by comparison.