Captions by Wolfguard

Kid: "Mom...the kids at school ask me to bring them MacDonald's all the time. Why? Is it just cuz of my last name?"

Mom: "Well son, I think it's time you and father had a talk about who he really is. Ronald?"

Shouldn't this be a "Before Carly" pic. ;)

Megatron's weapon, the "Time Freezer," appears to be working perfectly.

Strange...when I'm driving, I end up hitting bees and flies rather than Transformers...

Now that we got the internet (looks around) it's all about one thing: Roboporn baby...roboporn.

It's beer-belly Starscreem!

The katakana translates as "Grand Galvatron."

This alien vet tech is about to administer a robo-enima to Ravage. Poor catbot has Mega-colon (yes, that is an actual medical condition which real cats can aquire ;p )

I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy - it hurts!

We are soooooooo TIRED of holding this pose!!!!

Putchyor hay-ands up an` PRAZE! th` Lord Jeezuz Chrast! Hee izyor master and sa-havior. Dooyah fa-heel th` hee-lin? Ah yes...it`s thair ma bratherz an` sisterz - it`s thair fer you. Bask in th` glory of Gawdz ah-some pa-hower. Allz you come hither, an` wo

Hhhheeeeeey - batta-batta-batta-batta-batta sah-wing batta!

"From hell's heart - I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath...at thee...!"

No "Starcreep," my forehead is NOT a Viewmaster!

It`s just a hose Red, nothing more all right? G-zuz, wipe that smirk off your face and quit staring at it - Now!

Me Grimlock have big problem with Decepti-lice.

Wheeljack: "Ha ha! Game ate your tolken!"

A week later, Blurr is a special guest on Coast to Coast AM to discuss this UFO among his other "alien encounters" with George Noory, soon followed by Starscream`s ghost for a discussion of...tHe PaRaNoRmAl...