Brawn and Huffer talking

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, Prowl lent me some handcuffs for my date with Arcee later!”

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, I consumed that ‘funny energon’ and now I can’t feel my legs!”

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, there’s a new Panda Express opening downtown!”

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, Red Alert is talking to himself again!”

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, I have a belly button!”

trailbreaker says:

“Brawn, you could use a mint.”

trailbreaker says:

“No Brawn, I don’t want any black market energon !”

trailbreaker says:

“That’s right, you die in the movie !”

trailbreaker says:

Huffer reacts to gas prices ….

trailbreaker says:

“That’s right Brawn, let’s destroy the spam bots!”

trailbreaker says:

Brawn - “OK Huffer that tooth looks infected.”

trailbreaker says:

“Toys R Us is closing !!”

Rainmaker says:

Huffer: I got in Combiner Wars and you didn't! Ha!
Brawn: You do know your toy is just Optimus Prime in orange right?
Huffer: TAKE THAT BACK

trailbreaker says:

"Brawn that hurts! "

Riptidemtmte says:

"...No, I'M the more important supporting character!"

Rainmaker says:

Two Autobots...One Decepticon...

nyklas78 says:

Like two obese ladies going after the last slice!

nyklas78 says:

Brawn to Huffer Cubs Suck! Socks Rule!

Bluespindash97 says:

Brawn: I know it now Huffer, you thought you could get away with it but no! The people must now that you killed Chris Latta!

spartanH85 says:

Heathe ledger was NOT really gay! Hes just a great actor!

Axelbro says:

Huffer:i will huff and puff and blow your house in
Brawn:wrong story
Huffer: and what's the problem jeeper creeper
Brawn:i'm not a go bot
huffer:sorry i just ate a radio

rodimus27 says:

YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED WITH ARCEE. SHE WAS DEINKING TOO MUCH ENERGON LAST NIGHT

Lboogie609 says:

"Were both gonna be scrapped in 20 years... Forget the war, let's get a few shots of energon; Decepticon style!"

omegasupreme69 says:

yes they do laugh at my name brawn Its Huffer for christ sake... Hey You i heard that giggle....

BERSEKAEL says:

Hey Brawn I am taller...
Well son, my gun is bigger...

BERSEKAEL says:

Wanna dance? is my song...

Oncoming Storm says:

Huffer: "Yeah, you heard me...My Daddy can kick your daddy's butt, So, What are you gonna do about it?!"

malcontentman says:

Wow, Brawn! that face lift Wheeljack gave you is terrible.

Swoopscream says:

NAW MAN! I have ALWAYS gone with Buckethead! That poser took the name from ME!

EXSkywarp says:

And now for another rendition of "Epic Rap Battles: Cybertronian edition."

Lucius Prime says:

"Tastes great!"
"Less Filling!"
"Tastes great!"
"Less filling!"

snavej says:

Huffer: Did you hear? Tony Scott just committed suicide!

Brawn: MaYbE otHer Billion-dollAr film direCtors wIlL do the sAme!

snavej says:

Huffer: Those kids put a potato WHERE?

[Brawn shakes his head and turns away in shame.]

Brawn: Humans have no decency. Ratchet had to replace my exhaust completely.

snavej says:

Brawn: Dude, d'ya ever get the feelin' that ya're bein' watched by 10,000 antisocial stoners?

Huffer: Yeah, but I'm too depressed to think about it. I wanna go home to Seibertron!

snavej says:

The latest hot topic of conversation in the Ark was 'Who should protect Bruce Springsteen (or anyone suspiciously similar) from Decepticon attack. (G1 comic book joke.)

snavej says:

Huffer: Yeah, my arms ARE modified drainpipes. Wanna make something of it?

snavej says:

After this showdown, Prime banned all 'Who is the blockiest?' competitions and instructed his troops to do something more useful, like enter caption competitions! :-)

thedon815 says:

Listen hear Huffer if I hear u bitch about anything else I'll shove ur head so far up Trypticons ass u will be popping out his nose. Do u get me >:D

Blasphemous Prime says:

Alright, I hid the body. Now what?

nemesis-prime says:

Huffer, when are you gonna tell Cliffjumper about us ? He is starting to catch on.

PrymeStriker says:

Brawn? Why did you just kiss me?

Regimus Prime says:

Huffer: Come at me Brah!

JaffleMaker says:

(Brawn and Huffer Arguing)
HUFFER: "Oh yeah? Well your head looks like a male human's pen...
BRAWN (cutting off Huffer):"So does yours!!! But mines bigger!!!"

agentcastle says:

Brawn: "sword fight!"
Huffer: "dude..., not tonight, my shaft can't take any more crankin'"

Spazonator17 says:

Brawl: Hey Huffer, Did you eat the last pizza rolls?
Huffer: Yeah, What of it?
Brawn: They were MINE!
Huffer: Prove it.
Brawn: Oh,oh! y-you wanna go! YOU WANNA GO!

Grimlock64 says:

Brawn: Alright, Huffer, let's Powerlinx!
Huffer; W-what?
Brawn: It'll be fine! You just bend over backwards, and I'll bend over backwards, and we'll join at the crotch!
Huffer: O_O; I... I need an adult.
Brawn: I AM an adult!

morphobots says:

Brawn: Lemme see - oh, yeah. Sorry, Huffer, that thing's rusted through. You need t' brush more often, little buddy.

Sideswipe619 says:

Brawn: dude why do you complain so much
Huffer: dude it's because I'm to mellow from all that weed dude

transformatics says:

Huffer: Hey Brawn, guess who Hasbro forgot to make upgraded deluxe class toys for in the Generations line?

Grimlock1 says:

Huffer: Brawn what are you doing pull up your pants

Brawn could you tell me what that read thing is

Road Turtle says:

Some time in 1985...
Huffer, "Hey, I heard we're finally getting a movie! Huge changes they say. I wonder if anyone's gonna die."

kamenriderjester says:

Brawn: Dude.
Huffer: Dude.
Brawn: Dude!
Huffer: Dude!!
Brawn: DUDE!!!
Huffer:....
Brawn...Dude...
Huffer: Alright, you have a good point there.

Sentinel Maximus says:

Brawn "Ya."
Huffer "So,..."
Brawn "YA!"
Huffer "SO!"

UltraMason says:

"I never got paid for my appearance in Carnage in C-Minor!" "Quit yer glitchin or I'll give you somethin to phone home about you son of a gobot!"

Rodimus.Knight says:

Brawn, "What did you say?"

Huffer, "When you want to take a trip to the scrap heap just ask me and I would make sure you are dropped there like the rusted junk you are!"

Brawn, "You are welcome to try any time."

Maestro Meister says:

Brawn: So then I tell that chip-gawking no-good coward Perceptor, "It takes courage! Or is that word not in your fancy vocabulary?"
Huffer: Ooooo!! So what did he say to that?!

Gundamu says:

"Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfrakker! Say 'what' one more time!"

privatelee says:

"Brawn", phssh, more like "More than Meets the Fries"

Mindmaster says:

Look Brawn, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but Frenzy is red, Rumble is blue, and Michael Bay's movies will never live up to our show.

leviebaby says:

huffer hey brawn i glad megatron killed u in the movie

Road Turtle says:

Brawn, "Oh shut the hell up you little whine-a-con! I've had loose timing belts that squeel less than you!"

OptiMagnus says:

Huffer: "YOU ARE A TOY! You are a child's play thing!"
Brawn: "You are a sad, strange little Autobot...and you have my pity."

Another Fan says:

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Brawn: Hi fake Optimus!
Huffer: Hey!....... jerk

Another Fan says:

Brawn: Hafalafaaa! Wahla taaa! Naaahhh Kelly Clarkson!!

Huffer: What the??!... You think you're Steve Carrell now? Geez... freaking scared me!

Ultra Markus says:

BRAWN: listen here HUFFER im the boxiest bot here
HUFFER: no way Im the boxiest
as Ultra magnus walks in
ULTRAMAGNUS:" I got you both beat"

#Sideways# says:

Huffer's firin' his L@Z()R.

#Sideways# says:

"I know, Brawn, snavej DOES post way too many captions!"

EnergonPoopShoot says:

Brawn: I can take this shit or you can give it to me willing.
Huffer: I want it... I want it.... Willingly.

snavej says:

It was true: very cold liquid DID make their exhausts shrink right down.

Huffer: *GASP!* [Cold shock]

snavej says:

Brawn: It's spelt 'REEKS'. The garlic accidentally fell out of a truck on the freeway and went into my mouth.

MarkNL says:

The deleted love scene from the 80s TF The Movie.

WolfSpider1979 says:

"Brawn, dude! Your breath WREAKS! How much garlic have you had?!

dedcat says:

Re-enacting the famous mirror gag made famous by Harpotron of the Marx Bots.

turbomagnus says:

Huffer: You know how we're the token characters used to show orange as an Autobot color for having the Ark and all? There's a rumor that we might be getting replaced after the movie...

Brawn: Over my dead body!

bstokes1 says:

So the doctor says...."rectum? it damn near killed them.....Ah hah hah hah: hold on a minute brawn i have to take this call.

Gonshyk says:

Huffer:Do you even know, bitch that you stepped on my pet peeve?!

Heckfire says:

Kiss me, you fool.

Ironhide516 says:

What'cho say 'bout my mama??

SKYWARPED_128 says:

"Oh, quit complaining, Brawn! A retool of PRID Bulkhead is still a toy. I almost made it as a Masterpiece figure as MP-10's accessory, damn it! And they had to screw it up with BUDGET problems!

I got replaced by Rollar, damn it! Friggin' ROLLAR!"

snavej says:

Brawn: Who was that weird human who walked on walls? He was in comic book #3.

Huffer: I can't say. The Marvel lawyers will destroy us all.

Brawn: Not the Marvel lawyers!

Huffer: Yes! Aaaaaah!

Brawn: Aaaaaaah!

[Both run away, completely t

Road Turtle says:

Huffer, "I can't take it any more! I'm Dion! I'm Dion! After Alpha Trion rebuilt Ariel and Orion he didn't have enough parts to upgrade me! I'm Dion! Why won't anyone believe me?"

snavej says:

The excessive amounts of orange in the background slowly drove the Autobots mental and they couldn't help but argue amongst themselves.

snavej says:

Brawn: Huffer, I want you to build me a gym so that I can work out more than ever, get even stronger and win this war.

Huffer: I'm too depressed. Why don't you just cheat and inject your spark with pure energon?

[Brawn was found dead the next day.]

snavej says:

Huffer: My big end's gone.

Brawn: I'll get a mop and bucket.

snavej says:

All sing: 'We're the teeny tiny warriors from Miniatureville!'

Road Turtle says:

Brawn, "Tastes Great!"
Huffer, "Less Filling!"

funklizard says:

Huffer: That's the biggest cybooger I've ever seen!

Ravage XK says:

Brawn: "Nice hood there Huffer, scared of the rain?"
Huffer: "At least I can move my head! Whats that to your left? OH THATS RIGHT YOU CANT SEE! You're useless!"

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Where's my money Huffer? Eh? Where's my money??

Bumblevivisector says:

BRAWN: "No, I had the worst G1 toy; stupid lug-wrench arms--"

HUFFER: "No, MY G1 toy was the worst! I looked #@%&ing terrifying!"

Foximus says:

Huffer: Violating...personal space perimeters! Activate self-destruct!