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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Rumble goes for a drive in Dragstrip

Rumble goes for a drive in Dragstrip
66 comments
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66 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!”

Apr 30, 2023

DeltaSilver88 says:

Now move, Dragstrip, before I tear you a new steering wheel!

Sep 4, 2019

Towline says:

After failing to combine using the styles of "Combiner Wars", and "Titans Return". Inspiration came to Rumble and Dragstrip in the form of "Crash Combiner" style. Will it work? Stay tuned at same transforming time, same transforming channel.

May 19, 2017

TrinityIce says:

Dragstrip: Are you sure about this?

Frenzy: Psshh, this aint my first rodeo.

Dragstip: Well how'd that one end?

Frenzy:...

Jun 6, 2016

Towline says:

After failing to combine "combiner wars style". Rumble and Dragstrip are trying out "titan's return style".

May 25, 2016

BattleConvoy says:

The new F1 driver arrives on track........

May 16, 2016

BattleConvoy says:

Dragstrip: Do you have a FIA grade A super license to drive this?
Rumble/Frenzy: Err no???
Dragstrip: Get. off. me

May 16, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Dragstrip: HOW CAN YOU NOT FIT IN ME? YOU'RE A TAPE DECK!

Apr 1, 2016

Victinoko says:

so that's the new mario kart character

Aug 11, 2015

Towline says:

The Drawbacks of Dragstrip being the only stunticon without a tape deck. Rumble has to sing his mixtape contents using his robot mode voice.

Apr 19, 2015

bumblebeej8 says:

Drag Strip: Isn't that Frenzy on my back?
F/R: I don't even know what my name is!

Apr 5, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

Rumble: Quick! head for that mystery box!
DS (thinking): Is that Rumble on my back, or Frenzy? Damn FIRRIB...

Jan 15, 2015

TheWeirdOne12 says:

ONWARD, ROYAL STEED!

Oct 26, 2014

RatchetJazz says:

Hey Megatron look at the neat toy i got from santabot

Jun 30, 2014

Bismuth says:

Go forth, my loyal steed!

Dec 22, 2013

kruiz220898 says:

It won't fit!!

May 24, 2013

cusd220 says:

RUMBLE:lets go to Mc Donalds!
DRAGSTRIP:NO!

Apr 16, 2013

MarkNL says:

Y33H@W!!!

Apr 4, 2013

Unknown says:

WEEE!

Mar 25, 2013

maroyasha says:

SCREW "TO SCALE!"

Mar 16, 2013

Zeedust says:

Rumble: "What color turtle shell did we get?"

Drag Strip: "Either red or blue, depending on who you ask."

Rumble: "...I hate you."

Mar 15, 2013

Morbalis says:

Frenzy go fast! Frenzy go fast! Troll, troll troll, rumble, rumble, rumble!

Mar 11, 2013

LevelRaze says:

So this is what Prime was pointing at in the last caption.

Mar 11, 2013

Morbalis says:

Rumble explaining his ride: So with gas nearly $4.00 a gallon, it was either this power wheels or a segway. AND since Im not a total douche ...

Mar 10, 2013

NeonPrime says:

Comming this SUNDAY SUNday sunday...It's Rumble on the Roadway...live at the Harrisburg Farmshow Complex.BE THERE!

Mar 10, 2013

happylock says:

Where do you put the slagging Quarter?? For this ride?

Mar 10, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: Hnnngh! I've almost got the vegetable pulled out of subcon--what? This is Mario KART, not Mario 2?

Mar 10, 2013

Axelbro says:

soundwave:rumble this cars are only for small kids you are to big for this plus you are not a kid anymore
Rumble: but i have the heart of a little boy
Soundwave: ya i know is in your pocket

Mar 9, 2013

Likeits1985 says:

Grand Theft Auto, Cybertronian style!

Mar 9, 2013

SkywarpPushesYou says:

If Wheeljack can have a sports car why not me?

Mar 9, 2013

Super Megatron says:

Gonna fight the Micromasters! Better do an Optimus Prime and armor up!

Mar 8, 2013

NTESHFT says:

Are you sure this is going to get us closer to Danica Patrick, Rumble?
...Oh yeah, she's gotta notice this.....wait,She went to NASCAR......WHAT?

Mar 8, 2013

dahpadre says:

Does this make me look fat?

Mar 8, 2013

WolfSpider1979 says:

Hey! Stop! What are ya doin? Don't touch me there! You're making me giddy!

Mar 8, 2013

Blozor says:

World's. Lamest. Duocon.

Mar 7, 2013

happylock says:

Since when did rumble grow to being the size of a normal transformer? Wasnt he about human sized so shouldnt he fit in?

Mar 7, 2013

happylock says:

Look even Rumble likes to drive minikits just like lego batman 2.

Mar 7, 2013

Sinnertwin says:

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time

Mar 7, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: "My Masterpiece toy IS gonna' be articulated enough to pull off this pose, right? If any collector has to use some fugly 3rd-party toy as my stunt-double again, I swear to Primus..!"

Mar 6, 2013

Mixsound says:

Aww, man! Now people are gonna' think that I'm some homo 'cause I'm wearin' purple and in drag...

Mar 6, 2013

Mindmaster says:

Watch out, Nintendo: the Transformers have entered in Mario Kart!

Mar 6, 2013

psychoandy says:

Pow-Pow-Power Wheels!

Mar 6, 2013

Twitchythe3rd says:

Dragstrip, after having several Energon Cubes, soon regretted his decision to have Rumble be his designated driver.

Mar 6, 2013

Trikeboy says:

Dear Santa, Thank you so much for the toy car you gave me for Christmas. I use it everyday. I have enclosed a picture of me playing on it. I hope you are well and see you next year. Your buddy, Rumble.

Mar 5, 2013

Ryuki says:

Dragstrip: Rumble, Do you realized that 'Action Master' line is already dead ?!

Mar 5, 2013

Ryuki says:

When I'm saying "I want a cassette playing on me while I'm driving." This is not what I had in my mind !!

Mar 5, 2013

Kelvint says:

"How is it you primitive Autobutts never got around learning about mass displacement???"

Mar 5, 2013

Ryuki says:

Dragstrip: this is the last time I will take Soundwave plead to babysit his cassettes while he is away.

Mar 5, 2013

njb902 says:

This so needs to be a driver and car combo for twisted metal!

Mar 5, 2013

lonrac powerlinx says:

who's got tickles??

Mar 5, 2013

Ravage XK says:

That IS NOT my gear stick.

Mar 5, 2013

#Sideways# says:

Dangit, Rumble!

I AM NOT A TOILET

Mar 5, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Rumble and Dragstrip go for a victory ride after the caption contest picture is finally changed.

Mar 5, 2013

Kibble says:

Why twice?

Mar 5, 2013

Kibble says:

Dragstrip: This is definitely not what I had in mind when I said 'mount me and ride me like a pony!'

Mar 5, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: "You mean RUMBLE takes--wait, am I sitting on someone?"
MUELLER: "MMMPHH! HRRRP! LRRT MRR RRT RF HRRRR!"

Mar 5, 2013

rockman_fan says:

this is what the show would be like if the toys were scale- accurate

Mar 5, 2013

Heckfire says:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!"

"GEDDOFFAME, YOU GLITCHBRAIN!"

Mar 5, 2013

Manterax Prime says:

Rumble: Oh, Primus! I hope somebody doesn't make a sick joke!
Dragstrip: I'm pretty sure somebody has by now, they just can't post it as a caption.

Mar 5, 2013

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Dragstrip: "No, your wallet's not in the dashboard cuz I don't have a frickin' dashboard! Now get your hands offa me!"

Mar 5, 2013

King Slick says:

Introducing the latest in racing titles Transformers: Heavy Metal Racing

Mar 5, 2013

MasterSoundBlaster says:

This beats playing Mario kart any day!!!

Mar 5, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: "Wait, wasn't I human-sized when we first woke up and attacked that oil rig? That was only 2 years ago, why can't I fit into this thing now? Huh? Whaddya' mean 'Cuz I can't drive stick'?!?"

Mar 5, 2013

PrymeStriker says:

Ride me, baby...

Mar 5, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: "Cmon, remember Pac-Man's nickname in his cartoon? Hell, that's a racial slur in the UK, and I've never heard complai-"
MEGATRON: "But THAT name wasn't slapped on a toy in British markets! We are NOT calling this guy SPASTIC!!!"

Mar 5, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: "Wow, this thing really IS fast! We pulled in front of the last pic in 1/100th of the time it needed to replace that one of dad and Brawn!"

Mar 5, 2013

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