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BLACKBIRD has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Prime:Man,I can not go across A Weight Station with this Monkey on the back of me. I have no Bill of Ladding,over weight and gross,plus if I get Inspected,I will get shut down due to mechanical defects and my log book is way behind. So it is time to play

Jan 10, 2005

Look up in the sky,it is a bird,a plane no it is Optimus getting away from reality

Oct 23, 2004

HEY EVERY1 I AM DRUNK AND I AM GAY AS A 3 DOLLAR BILL

Jun 8, 2003

now they all found out i am gay,i am banned for life

May 10, 2003

IF I DID NOT KNOW BETTER,I THOUGHT I SAW A PART OF STARSCREAM IN U

Jan 16, 2003

i knew should not have partyed to hard,oh my aching body

Jan 15, 2003

spike:optimus fought YU-GI-OH in a duel monster,duel
optimus:did not c the white eyes blue dragon,white lighting attack....now we lost the mini-cons forever

Dec 31, 2002

starscream to every1:hey i am gay

Nov 22, 2002

kill the faggot,kill the faggot,kill tthhhheee ffffaaaagggooootttt.......

Nov 22, 2002

man that was good chilly.....come on ice cream....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats better....................

Nov 22, 2002

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

psst....i have a secret......STARSCREAM IS GAY.........

Nov 22, 2002

hey,lets give starscream a wedgie

Sep 27, 2002

our worst fears realized,typticon is wanting to mate worst than grimlock

Apr 6, 2002

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
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		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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