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Optimutt has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Megatron is dead. Long live Straxus!!

Apr 6, 2012

Ratchet: Ha! Hey, remember that diagnostic I once gave you where I accidentally plugged your exhaust port?
Wheeljack: You mean after which, I got all confused and turned Decepticon?
Rathcet: Good times.
Wheeljack: Let's just never let it happen again.

Feb 1, 2012

Blitzwing: Ya know, boys, I feel a little like a fifth wheel with you.

Jan 10, 2012

What's black and white and red all over?

A Sideswipe ball!

Oct 15, 2007

Epps: Dear, God, man! It's Cujo's big brother!

Jan 5, 2007

See my boots? I am Space-explorer Prime!

Aug 21, 2006

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

You think you've got riotous headlights? Check these puppies out!

Aug 14, 2006

Galvatron: Wow. The Vietcong certainly have changed since my father's day... Good thing Napalm still works as well as it used to!

Jun 19, 2006

I, Octane swear to nibble on my arm...
I, Soundwave, am glad I am still Soundwave...
I Onscream, do make it a point to ream...
We, Nemesis Reflector, will turn into a Giant TV screen like the one behind us...

Jun 12, 2006

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Alfred Hitchcock invited me to his set for lunch. Little did I know, it was a movie about birds.

Jun 5, 2006

What's this? Megatron's even got the birds working for him now? That's it; I quit!

Jun 5, 2006

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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