The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by shockticus
shockticus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Okay, Osama, tell me where Saddam hid the missiles!
(somewhere, Slag is beatboxing...)
duuuuuuuuuuuude. Giant turkeys!*snort!*
SOMEONE GET ME MY HANDS!
He'll never know what hit him...
ME!
Spike: Sorry Hound, it's over...
Hound:Ch-Chk!
Thundercracker: Did you find that blasted Arcee?
Megatron:Ummm...uh...er...no?
Hey look! A waterfall that cannot be destroyed by mankind!
Is that a giant robot?
Ah, f**k...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
REFLECTOR STARTED IT!
You see, it all started last winter...
Megatron: Dance! Dance, I say!
Did someone call about a broken sink?
You do that again and I will get the Blue Juice!
THE POWER OF EUTHANIZATION COMPELS YOU!
HUG ME!!!!!
Excuse me...
You don't wanna Know what I had for lunch!
