Captions by Anonymous

i knew i shouldn't have taken a weight plan from Walter Hudson...

what does he transform into?

*twists him into odd angles*

A3: my... spleen...

dammit laserbeak...

hound! come over here! check out Elita one's body!

hound: *whistles*

Optimus: what are you two doing?

kids: HOLY ---- PRIME!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT?

Optimus: damn borito...

must... reach... candy bar... cant... move...!!!

DAMN YOU McDONALDS!!!!

"We've been on this island for 65 days since the plane crash. Shouldn't someone rescue us soon?"

The worst part of this situation —
(her) Uh, I have to hold this gubber's hand!?
(him) Great cleavage shot and I'm at the wrong angle to enjoy it!

Magnus: What did u do Arcee?

Arcee: I kicked Galvs uin the balls

Galvs: MY BALLS MY ACKING BALLS!!!!

Galvatron: I've fallen and I can't get up. UltraMagnus/Arcee: Serves ya right, you decepticreep.

SOUNDWAVE: "Cries and screams are music to my audio receptors... but you are totally starting to push your luck, kid!!"

Galvatron: "Help me! I'm stuck under the invisible box I was carrying in the previous caption contest!"

TRANSMETAL NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE,shows up at Cybercon this weekend,and kicks Galvatron's @$$ in a battle caption contest.

On the newest episode of Oh That Galvatron!:Our crazy pal Galvatron's been studying hard for his finals,but he can't fall asleep the night before the big test,so he takes an experimental super sleeping pill.Will the big guy be awake enou

Arcee:Should we help him?
Ultra Magnus: No if i only insulted his structure and he passed out then he shouldn't see the world.

Ultra Magnus,"I had something cool and witty to say,but it got deleted."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultra Magnus,"Some how I thought killing Galvatron would be more....fun."

Arcee:"You wanna poke 'im?" Ultra Magnus: "Do I!"

Magnus: "Hmm... I guess Galvatron was easier than thought..."

Ultra: Dang! Isn't there anyone who won't grovel at your feet, Arcee?

um oh ......better call maaco

"Shhhht!!I can only think straight when I'm completely flat on my face, like this."

Why are all the captions gone !!??

Galvatron plays yet another cruel joke on Soundwave.

Arcee,"What happened to Galvatron?" Ultra Magnus,"Who cares.What happened to the Ultimate Caption Contest,its like a mini big whooops."

I guess unicron forgot to include extra batteries, oh well!

ughhhhhhhhhh help i've fallen and i can't get up *hic*

nope i didnt see that rock or was it one of u 2 that tripped me.

Arcee: Is he dead?

Ultra Magnus: I can't deal with that now.

That's Devastator right behind us--and he's run amok!

I make Richard Simmons look like Billy Blanks!

What happens when Prime drinks and drives.......

Ultra Magnus: There's Galvatron, but what happened to him?
Arcee: He must've used up all his energy.

All of the sudden Galvatron made the slip n slide not fun anymore.

Arcee,"Well there goes my threesome."

What a puss.Mighty Galvatron.In...inde....my ash.I table him under the drank now I.....uhm....Alcholic Draftsman at large rulsh the Decrapticonsh.I'll fight anyone,ANYONE,gimme another bud man,i love u man DESHEPTICALS FOREVER MAN!

The Autobots had little trouble combating Narcaleptitron.

This is what happened outside of Cybercon 2,4/10/04 Cybercon 3 please behave yourselves.Don't beat the crap out of people that post on Seibertron.com that are attending.

Galvatron,"Duck you fools the waist high rotating buzzsaw blades are coming this way." Um,and Arcee,"oooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy."

Arcee -- "Quick Magnus, steal his wallet !!"

You can't tell, but Galvatron is really humping Rumble.

Galvatron: oooo my crotch plate....spinal assembly... and head..... /// Magnus: Well I tried to warn you not to make a pass at Arcee.

Ultra Magnus,"We better save him Arcee." Arcee,"Why? He's our enemy." Ultra Magnus,"Cause I'm not gonna stand by and watch anybody get anully violated by a tree."

Welcome to AFV cybertron,where if you get it on tape,you could get it in cash.

Galvatron,"Nobody say a word." Ultra Magnus,"But.." Galvatron,"NOT AN F'N WORD!" Arcee,"teh he."

MAGNUS: I wonder what happens if a Decepticon runs out of power mid-air... THUD... Well, that makes sense.

Galvatron: "Umm, I meant to do that."

Arcee,"He ran into this guy,and well apparently this guys mother said to knock him out." Ultra Magnus,"What the hell does that mean?" Arcee,"I don't know but if you wanna ask him he's gonna be