Captions by Chromia

After the Great War ended and Ultra Magnus took over Cybertron, Prime and Megatron were forced to earn thier living in a more, undignified manner....

This is what I get for chosing the Decepticon HMO......

Chromia:...And if you think I'm waiting another 4 million years....

Ironhide: >Must....find....better...excuse....

Blaster:I'm being followed by Wheelie and Blurr!!

Kup: Don't worry kid..I'm right behind ya.

I'm..too sexy for my grill...too sexy for my grill....

Percy:They banned me from the chat rooms again!!
Wheeljack: So, just make another account.
Percy: I think I'm going to go spam the Star Trek forums.....

No. More. SPAM!!!!

Wheeljack: Just press ctr-alt-del.
Percy: I did!
Wheeljack: Didja shut it off and restart it?
Percy: Yes.
Wheeljack: Um, why dontcha call tech support?
Percy: Tech support!! I'm a 30 ft tall robot for crying out loud? I AM a comuter!! AAARRRR

....and not a potty in sight.

When Transformers Attack, next on "Fox"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bumblebee, give it up. You're NOT gonna make it to level 4. And besides the humans are laughing at you.

Trick or treat?

And not only is this not Diet Coke, but I'm not Optimus Prime...

*Zzzzzzziiiiiiippppp*

FA: Luuuke, I am your father, er mechanic...

Blades: *Damn, I gotta get a new agent*

FA: Luuuke....I am your father, er, mechanic.

Blades:

Awww Crap!! I'm getting my skidplate kicked by a tape, for Cybertrons sake!!

Mommmmmmmmmm! He's touching me!

It Burns! It buurns!!!

Windows Xp sucks!! Kup, we need Mozilla!

Blaster: Kup!! I just realized!! I'm old and outdated! *sobs* I have a tape player in me for Primus's sake! You have no idea.....

Kup: (I can't believe I'm hearing this.....)

NO IRONHIDE. Elita may be a slut but i'm waiting till marriage.