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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Chromia

Chromia has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

After the Great War ended and Ultra Magnus took over Cybertron, Prime and Megatron were forced to earn thier living in a more, undignified manner....

Devastator is missing an arm!

This is what I get for chosing the Decepticon HMO......

Chromia points a finger @ Ironhide

Chromia:...And if you think I'm waiting another 4 million years....

Ironhide: >Must....find....better...excuse....

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster:I'm being followed by Wheelie and Blurr!!

Kup: Don't worry kid..I'm right behind ya.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

I'm..too sexy for my grill...too sexy for my grill....

Perceptor kicks the computer

Percy:They banned me from the chat rooms again!!
Wheeljack: So, just make another account.
Percy: I think I'm going to go spam the Star Trek forums.....

Perceptor kicks the computer

No. More. SPAM!!!!

Perceptor kicks the computer

Wheeljack: Just press ctr-alt-del.
Percy: I did!
Wheeljack: Didja shut it off and restart it?
Percy: Yes.
Wheeljack: Um, why dontcha call tech support?
Percy: Tech support!! I'm a 30 ft tall robot for crying out loud? I AM a comuter!! AAARRRR

Welcome to Carbombya!

....and not a potty in sight.

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

When Transformers Attack, next on "Fox"

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee, give it up. You're NOT gonna make it to level 4. And besides the humans are laughing at you.

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Trick or treat?

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

And not only is this not Diet Coke, but I'm not Optimus Prime...

*Zzzzzzziiiiiiippppp*

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

FA: Luuuke, I am your father, er mechanic...

Blades: *Damn, I gotta get a new agent*

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

FA: Luuuke....I am your father, er, mechanic.

Blades:

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Awww Crap!! I'm getting my skidplate kicked by a tape, for Cybertrons sake!!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Mommmmmmmmmm! He's touching me!

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

It Burns! It buurns!!!

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Windows Xp sucks!! Kup, we need Mozilla!

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: Kup!! I just realized!! I'm old and outdated! *sobs* I have a tape player in me for Primus's sake! You have no idea.....

Kup: (I can't believe I'm hearing this.....)

Chromia points a finger @ Ironhide

NO IRONHIDE. Elita may be a slut but i'm waiting till marriage.

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