Captions by DestronMatrix

Perceptor:"THIS IS MY PENCIL!"

Elita 1:"starscream I love you, I would do anything for you, ANYTHING!"

Starscream:"sorry baby, but I don't swing that way"

Ramjet:"uh, starscream she said anything and she is pretty hot."

Starscream:"Ra

Lord Zarak:"I have a Proposition for you and all it will cost you is your heads"

Cyclonus:"very well but you may only have the heads of the animals"

Bombshell:"Oh! No!"

Grimlock:"Me Grimlock say you got served!"

Cerebos(thinking):"he,he,he must not laugh. CyCLOWNus I get it. he,he,he Clown thats funny"

"crikey He's bitting me Leg off"

autobots playing strip poker

Windcharger:"I win arcee take it off"

Windcharger:"aaawww! yeah!"

Arcee:"now you take it off windcharger"

Windcharger:"fine"

Windcharger:"Hey brawn don't look at

Slag:"Me Slag say you berillium bologna"

Prime:"eventhough you guys killed humans, stole energon, joined the decepticons and stole the matrix I forgive you"

Ironhide(to wheeljack):"man he will forgive anythng."

Wheeljack:"yeah it's great"

Rodimus(from off screen):"now computron, finish him off!"

Galvatron:"grant me mercy Computron"

Computron:"computing,computing,computing,computing..."

(hours later)

Computron:"computing,computing,computing,com

megatron:"with our new x-box live headsets we will finally be able to beat the autobots."

Starscream:"but mighty megatron why not just blowup their base?"

Megatron:"your an idiot starscream once we frag the autobots online t

Kup:"come on arcee, whould you do it for an energon goody."

Arcee:"no you sick perv!"

Kup:"two energon goodys then, please"

Powerglide:"hey,Brainstorm,Hardhead,cromedome,
Highbrow,Arcee ool Powerglide is a headmaster too. can I join your club now?"

Autobot headmasters:"No for the last time powerglide you can't"

Braver:"you boys are a good addition to the team. but what exactly do you do.

C3PO:I am C3PO human cyborg relations and this is my little friend R2D2.

Braver:"Exclent, Now you boys strip down, transform and give me an energon sample."

Giant:"I smell the blood of a...(farting noise) good god what the hell is that!"

Magnus:"um... that was Divebomb"

Blaster:"look out, shout OW!"

Kup:"whats the matter lad, you hurt"

Blaster:"man kup you really got to get with the times"

Kup:"I'm hip, get down yo"

Blaster:"your such a retardacon"

Perceptor:"F#%*ing Bill Gates and Windows 98"

Wheeljack:"perceptor it's 1985 what the hell are you talking about"

Rumble:"first we crack your head then we crack your nuts."

Perceptor:"run blaster and save yourself"

Blaster:"no way I gotta stay"