Captions by Firestorm

And to think that there were some Deceps that still couldn't find where there seats were even with the banner.....

Unfortunately, McMahon had no idea how much venue damage the Roadhandler/Stormcloud rematch was going to cause.

In other news today, the Iraqi information minister has declared that the Autobots have joined the hunt for Saddam Hussein.

Little David had no idea what his parents had in store for him at his bar mitzvah.....

Hey, I had a thought, Bumblebee. What if we went and used this to wipe out Beast Machines?

Eject: Rewind, flank them! Steeljaw, Ramhorn, from the sides! We're going to jump that..... wait, is that Metallica? **** this, I'm going for the front row!

If he doesn't want the Twinkies I'll take them!

Shortly after this photo was taken, Starscream was arrested and charged with habitat destruction and the killing of several baby sea turtles.

Little did Starscream realize that the Mechannibles had already colonized the island.....

Image taken right before Starscream realized that he was in quicksand.

Yeah, the production samples from Takara just came in; they're waiting by the big glass door. Oh, they were COD, so I'll be filling out the reimbursement paperwork, too.

Hey, boss... remember all that equipment that we're behind in the payments on? The repo people are here and they don't look friendly.....

Yeah, they said that they have reservations here. Check under Decepticon then.
(Starscream): This has got to be the worst resturant on the planet!

Yeah, the security system and that new giant window are great! I don't think those Decepticons will ever realize that it's not a doorway.... oh sh!t....

Remind me- why do we still use an HMO? They gave me this for a toothache!

Hey, waiiiiit... I thought that the decoys were made out of colored rubber!

Thrust always did his own stunts until the day something went horribly wrong.....

Well.. I... uh... I just got back from rollerblading.....

Well, I was out in the park when the Bloods showed up. The Cryps were right behind them... and... well... I kinda got caught up in it.

Okay, so I lost a bet! Happy now?!

My arm? I...uh... hit a bird.

Well, I... um.... How was I to know that Megatron was in his room dancing in his underwear?

Incredible. These lawn gnomes get uglier every year. This one looks like a hideous stone version of Wheeljack... oh, wait, he turned himself to stone again. Perceptor!

Kup: I tell you, Arcee. Blur vs. Blaster for Intercontinental? No contest.

Arcee: I agre-- WATCH OUT! BLUR GOT THROWN FROM THE... too late....

Who's idea was it to magnetize the wall?!

Magnus (off-screen): I warned him not to eat so much chili. But he just haaad to see if he could fly across the room...

"More cheap bootlegs? Just toss 'em in the corner with the rest. Don't worry 'bout neatness."

Let me call you sweetheart...

Masquerade! Painted faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so teh world will never find you!

...for I compose... the music of the niiiiiiiiightttt!

Oooooooooooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains..........

She wore bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue velvet.....

What's new, pussycat? Whoaaa-oooooa.....

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk...

For absolutely no reason at all, gravity tripled its own force without warning.

May wanna run a little faster kids! Someone in the chem lab just cooked up some Nitro Glycerine!

(yes, it can be done...)

Meg: So tell me, whose idea was it to insult Metallica?

Starscream: I don't think that I'll ever walk straight again. Who knew their fans were so loyal?

The new Deccpticon 'Jump 'em from Above' strategy almost worked until they realized that physics wasn't with them on it.

Woman: Vendors overcharging? Just take this real, working 9mm Megatron replica, place it in the hands of this scale Prime replica, and enjoy!

Fred's casting a Dragon Slave Spell! Run! (reference to The Slayers anime)

That's it! I've had it with these Decepticon freaks! DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT, CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD THAT FLOWS......

MOC Bumblejumpers?! Outta my way!

Unfortunately for Shockwave, no one warned him about the Dinobots' legendary flatulence.

Hardhead: Galvatron, you're going to the dentist even if we have to drag you!

Hey, Rhinox! You'r enot going to believe it, but someone wrote your sister's name and phone number on the ground here!

Hey, Optimus, mind lighting a match.... I guess not.

Cartoonist Frank 'Monkey Boy' Cho attempts to get his latest 'Liberty Meadows' strip past the censors.

I told you that it would be a while, Optimus. Next time, bring something to read and you'll stay awake!

Imagine the tactical advantage from putting these radar sites up on hills.... is it just me, Optimus, or did the mountain suddenly vanish leaving us to hurtle to our deaths?

Whoa- Optimus must have made a high leap off the diving board. I don't think he's even come down yet!