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Happy Noodle Blacker has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Hey, hey, hey, it's Faaaaaaaaat Galvatron.

May 14, 2006

Alien: Anal probes are always fun!
Ravage: In that case. @$$#@!*, have a gas!!!! (farts in his face)

Apr 14, 2006

The last time Optimus went on Safari . . .

Jan 16, 2005

Dark Awakening II.

Nov 1, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

They're coming to get you, Daniel.

Nov 1, 2004

Hey! Where's the cream filling?!

Sep 16, 2004

Optimus really wanted a pony ride . . .

Aug 26, 2004

Slingshot: We had an unfortunate smelting accident . . .

Aug 25, 2004

Daniel woke up in Wheelie's room dressed in purple satin pajamas and Wheelie lying next to him, smoking a cigarette. Daniel: What the--?!

Aug 23, 2004

Guard: The things kids leave behind. A ticking package, empty guitar case, and the most *&^#ed-looking tape player I've ever seen in my life.
Soundwave: The only thing that's *&^#ed-looking around here is you, fleshy! (blasts guy)

Jun 27, 2004

Bombshell falls victim to his own cerebro-shells. Bomshell: No. I won't bark like a dog! I wo--woof! Woof! Woof.

Jun 19, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Magnus! I'm not THAT kind of girl!

Jun 15, 2004

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Look at this tick we pulled off Trypticon!

May 24, 2004

Don't upset him. He's running out of places to bury bodies.

May 12, 2004

Then, Kremzeek got rabies and the **** really hit the fan.

Apr 19, 2004

Some mosh pit.

Apr 9, 2004

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