Captions by Happy Noodle Blacker

Hey, hey, hey, it's Faaaaaaaaat Galvatron.

Alien: Anal probes are always fun!
Ravage: In that case. @$$#@!*, have a gas!!!! (farts in his face)

The last time Optimus went on Safari . . .

Dark Awakening II.

They're coming to get you, Daniel.

Hey! Where's the cream filling?!

Optimus really wanted a pony ride . . .

Slingshot: We had an unfortunate smelting accident . . .

Daniel woke up in Wheelie's room dressed in purple satin pajamas and Wheelie lying next to him, smoking a cigarette. Daniel: What the--?!

Guard: The things kids leave behind. A ticking package, empty guitar case, and the most *&^#ed-looking tape player I've ever seen in my life.
Soundwave: The only thing that's *&^#ed-looking around here is you, fleshy! (blasts guy)

Bombshell falls victim to his own cerebro-shells. Bomshell: No. I won't bark like a dog! I wo--woof! Woof! Woof.

Magnus! I'm not THAT kind of girl!

Look at this tick we pulled off Trypticon!

Don't upset him. He's running out of places to bury bodies.

Then, Kremzeek got rabies and the **** really hit the fan.

Some mosh pit.