Captions by Jetplague

Ok who farted? Come on, come on...own up back there. We can wait all day if we have too.

*Fraaap!*

Ok, stop it! Just...just Stop! It's not funny anymore!

You know...in this light...with that visor....you look really, really, realy.....really.........really.....nice.

OOOOOOOH Caaaaannnnaaaadaaaaa!!!

NO NO NO you nit wits....it's Char! CHAR DAMN YOU!

Aww man! This isn't the official Transformer A3...there's no rubbing icon to prove it. Ppppfft...probably a gobot...yuck.

*Grumble*Grumble* Damn cheap Hasbro...can't even afford a decent sized car for me ride to the Transformers movie premiere. HONK! HONK! Hey nice signal jerk! Oooh real cute Soundwave...put that finger down and just speed up will ya!

The old Dutch woman shows young Daniel the size of her piece...naturally Danny is disappointed and moves on the the next red light district.

DAAAHHHHH!!! Not the Wheelie dream again! I need to find a girlfriend fast! Geezz...I hope this is sweat...

1st Monster - "Behold, We are the lame Transformer Pretenders to come! Ooogy-Boogy-Blah!"
2nd Monster - "Gaarrrr...Look for us on Ebay Daniel...we'll be next to the reissue of JEM toys!"

Duuhhh, oh! Thats why the glove don't work. Hahahah...There's a hole in it! Oh shucks....nar-ahahar! Hey look I can see my fingers! Tee hee Hee!

" Prime? Can I pleeeasse shoot him now? "

Ahhh there's the remote to the TV. Let that be a lesson Soundwave....always look before you sit down.

" AAaahhh...Yes Megatron! Soundwave now needs some anal ointment "

Oh great! Hey Prime!! Looks like Seaspray put himself in " pleasure mode " again! Damn man......don't make me give you such a slap!!

Oy Vey! How many more of these " Re-imagined " spin off series are we going to be in? And I thought " Robots in Disguise" was bad.....

Hey Carl? Remember when I said I'd turn gay the minute three large transforming robots would barge into the energy plant and try to kill us all? Well.... Should I pick you up around 6pm or 7pm?

I'm not a real transformer....I...I just like to pretend I'm one. Heheh. (Gulp! I knew I shouldn't have let my mom make this outfit. I'm the only one at this convention wearing a stupid bat outfit!! )