The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Jetstreamx
Minister: Optimus comes to Iraq, and get's midieval on our asses.
Kupp: Get yer box of energon blunts! energon bongs! Make yerself happy. Why I remember the time I first smoked one...
Hotrod: Okay Kupp, I think they buy it.
Rhinox: Rattrap, seeing as how we are about to die, with the wrong weapons, I have a confession. I'm a closet gay. I love you.
Rattrap: Eh, sorry there big guy, but I've already been taken. Me and Dinodork are to be wed soon.
Galvatron: Come on ladys. This is how you do it. Stretch those legs and arms. And 1, and 2.
Jamal: WHAT THA?!
Skydive: How did we get here?
Slingshot: We got drunk.
Danial wakes up in the middle of the night to discover the one thing he forgot to get at the grocery store.
Danial: CHEESE!
Quintesson: Mother always told me I should space explorer, but now look what happened. I hate you mother!
Zombies: You disturbed our eternal sleep, now we about to get midieval on your ass!
Frenzy:STARSCREAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Starscream: Uh,... nothing.
Bombshell: Heeeellllooooo fembots!
Prepare yourself Soundwave. The Mariachi is coming for you.
Unicron: When the heck did earthlings start making magazines "this" big!!! The entire population of Lithos could read this one magazine at the same time!
Rachet: Say it! Come on. Say it!
Wheeljack: OK! UNCLE! NOW WILL YOU GIVE ME THE NEW PAINTJOB NOW! I'VE ALREADY BEEN SANDBLASTED!
Sunstreaker: And there it was, a giant inkiyak, trompping and stompping down the moutain, and I thought for sure(gets cut off)Optimus: Ok. who switched Sunstreaker's and Kup's memory chips again?
