Captions by Jetstreamx

Minister: Optimus comes to Iraq, and get's midieval on our asses.

Kupp: Get yer box of energon blunts! energon bongs! Make yerself happy. Why I remember the time I first smoked one...

Hotrod: Okay Kupp, I think they buy it.

Rhinox: Rattrap, seeing as how we are about to die, with the wrong weapons, I have a confession. I'm a closet gay. I love you.

Rattrap: Eh, sorry there big guy, but I've already been taken. Me and Dinodork are to be wed soon.

Galvatron: Come on ladys. This is how you do it. Stretch those legs and arms. And 1, and 2.

Jamal: WHAT THA?!

Skydive: How did we get here?

Slingshot: We got drunk.

Danial wakes up in the middle of the night to discover the one thing he forgot to get at the grocery store.

Danial: CHEESE!

Quintesson: Mother always told me I should space explorer, but now look what happened. I hate you mother!

Zombies: You disturbed our eternal sleep, now we about to get midieval on your ass!

Frenzy:STARSCREAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Starscream: Uh,... nothing.

Bombshell: Heeeellllooooo fembots!

Prepare yourself Soundwave. The Mariachi is coming for you.

Unicron: When the heck did earthlings start making magazines "this" big!!! The entire population of Lithos could read this one magazine at the same time!

Rachet: Say it! Come on. Say it!

Wheeljack: OK! UNCLE! NOW WILL YOU GIVE ME THE NEW PAINTJOB NOW! I'VE ALREADY BEEN SANDBLASTED!

Sunstreaker: And there it was, a giant inkiyak, trompping and stompping down the moutain, and I thought for sure(gets cut off)Optimus: Ok. who switched Sunstreaker's and Kup's memory chips again?