Captions by Kevinus Prime

"...maybe you could call it 'Spike's Happy Time'!"

"Sq-Squirrel in road...swerved...to avoid him.."

"You had me at 'Hello'".

"AHH! MOUSE!"

"No! I don't wanna make that special run to Autobot City! You can't make me! MOMMY!"

"Dammit, Dad's drunk off his ass again..."

(FFFFFFFARRTTTT) Wow! Three Feet! new personal best, thanks to Taco Bell!

Spike jumps out barfing after listening to "Oops, I did it again" for two hours.

Not sure what to expect with the first meeting with a human, Hound readies the anal probe...

"...for the tenth time, I am NOT a POWER RANGER!"

"AHHHH! Godzilla!!!!"

"I hear James Brown has been kept here since 2006."

"Is this the line for Anna Nicole Smith paternity testing?"

"Y'know, Journey just isn't the same without Steve Perry..."

"LOOK! It's Michal Jackson!"

"Whatchooo lookin' at, Willis?"

"PSST!" Has Bay left yet?"

"Is this first base?"

"Spike, my God, everythings gone...(SOB) Spike?"

"BOOBIES!"

"I swear, if he makes one more off-coloerd "Holes" comment, I'm gonna deck him!"

"This is the last time I do "Dancing with the Stars" with a Decepticon!"

"RRAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Spike:So this is where babies come from?!?!?!

Daniel:Its not his foot!!!!!

Oh my god he killed Kenny!!!!

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Kup:Bumblebee whats in that box....Bumblebee:Heh heh Kup:OOHHHH GOD BUMBLEBEE

Kup: "Where'd the 100 foot tree and 10 foot glasses come from? And how is Omega here with us?"
Darkwing:"Shut up and drink!"

Grimlock: "Me work at Burger King, making flame broiled whoppers, me wear paper hats...."

"Geez, you Stunticons can't hold your liquor."

"Arcee, I'm not going to ask how your purple bra got up there. And Springer, for Primus' sake, put some pants on."

"It's been like this ever since I tried Viagra."

"Arcee, you think anyone will be funnier than when they used this picture the last time?"

"In this group? Are you serious?"

What's this button do? Uh, oh...."

"Wheeliemus Prime say, use the matrix today!"

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"Geez, I stepped in Human again...."

"OK, this was the lowest point of my life, getting my butt kicked by Aquaman..."

"Hey! Spongebob! I'm your number one fan!"

"My girlfiend dumps me, I wreck my car, and worse of all...I have ICK!"

"...and if you order my tapes today, you can have pecs like THIS!"

"Can't ....lift...two ton....legs....ARRRGH! HERNIA!"

"God, I HATE when all my armor doesn't come back from the cleaners..."

Optimus slowly realized that Galvatron had set his ass on fire...

"...you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about..."

"CURSE YOU, TACO BELLLLLLL!"

Cybertron's newest sensation, "Boyz to Botz".

"He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day."

Dr. Archeville tries unsucessfully to teach the Decepticons to make farting sounds with thier armpits.