Captions by Lucius Prime

"TASTES GREAT!"
"LESS FILLING!"
"TASTES GREAT!"
"LESS FILLING!"

Bee: "I can TOO hit high-C! Watch!"
Spray: "You are so lame...."

And now, Perry the Platypus... Behold the power of my TURN EVERYTHING INTO ENERGON-INATOR!!

When this thing hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious s***!

"Ironhide, stop picking on Prowl's headlamps... They do NOT look like boobies!"

Alpha Trion: "What?!"
Sentinel:"Oh, nothing... just trying to figure out why sentient ROBOTS predating the existence of humankind need GLASSES and FACIAL HAIR...."

"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!"

"Tastes great!"
"Less Filling!"
"Tastes great!"
"Less filling!"

Metroplex:"I just don't know why he has to be so mean!"
Trypticon:"I know, I know.... Ever since Scorponok and Fortess Maximus started hanging out, they think they OWN Cybertron..."

"Mmm... Me, Grimlock, say taste like chicken!"

Jazz's reaction to Grimlock dusting the base with a frech maid's outfit on and a feather duster....

AAAahh...AAAAhhhhhh....AAAAAAHHHHH.... DAMMIT, I hate stuck sneezes!

"When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way..."

"You know, Jackie, I was super excited when you asked me to go on this beer run with you!"
"You're only here cause you got the biggest trunk and Ironhide's settin up the TV... Oh, and call me that one more time and I'll punch ya in the windscreen!"

OP: "Olll... cn...."
Dorothy: "What did he say?"
OP:"ooooollll... cnnnnn..."
Dorothy: "Boiled Spam?!"
OP: "OOOOOLL CNNNNNN!"
Scarecrow: "Spoiled Ham, perhaps?"
OP: "I FRIKIN SAID FRIKIN OIL CAN! SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE THAT STUPID?!.....HUMANS!"

Oooohh.... Dayz neva gon finz me in heerz! Hee Hee! It gon take Spikey all dayee!

"Four hundred and fifty-seven unread emails?! Huffer, I thought you said you'd check those for me. You know I'm waiting for a reply from Meg--, I mean, Mom!"