Captions by megatron1322

Soundwave: If you dont get off my back im going to start playing celine deon/r kelly duets!

Elita 1:I wouldnt touch that micro usb of yours if it were the last one on cybertron!

ahh ha! i knew she was cheating! but with sound wave? hey...whys he ejecting ravage and rumble-...oh grosss!...

and you guys wonder why we get our butts handed to us...every time.

alright...whos liking me on facebook...

Soldier 1:aaaaaahhhhhh mommaaaaa! soldier2: quit playin! quit playin! AHHHHHHHHH!

Reflector: I told you this was a terrible idea Soundwave...I mean...im a camera and you're a frickin cassette player! what'd you think we could do?some kids phone does more...oh god im gonna die out dated and alone..

Ratchet: how bout we keep what just happened between us...Wheeljack: dude...teletraan recorded the whole thing its probably on every porntube on the web as we speak

oh geez...i've seen enough porn videos to know where this is going...

You got knocked the f@#k! out!

Starscream:Megatron! get up!this is the third time this week! Dude you need help

Jazz upon hearing that the next movie would be directed by M.Night Shamalan

Hey Prowl!...YOu been served!

Ok lemme get this straight...I-phone 6 and 7 came out while i was under...and they have more apps? this is such BS!!!

Hey! i was a dermitologist before i became a mad scientist. i think i know a ringworm when i see one!

How to execute a flying Bieber...whats a fl- Dude just go with it...

ok who let the mental patients out?

I grab an autobot! and i shake em!...and then...bang!bang!bang! foot up the tailpipe! bang!bang!bang!...that my pleasure...

Scrapper takes the tony Montana approach...