Captions by Optimus Eddie

Sadly, this did not make it in Titanic 3D

Sari posing for the next Iron Maiden album cover

Jazz finally sees why he was not brought back for ROTF and DOTM.

...And let's see what's behind curtain no.3, Oh to bad. You should've kept the money. Thanks for playing.

Ratchet: "I don't believe you got me with the bat wing."
Ironhide: "Shut up and let me kick your ass."

Our "NoGirls Alowed Man Caves" are almost complete.

I cannot work with this. Maybe a little blush, a little eye shadow, and some lipstic, and your hair is a mess. Did you sleep with that helmet on? Back to your trailer for a mae over then maybe we will talk.

Dinobots maybe in alliance with the autobots,but that does not excuse the installation of high-beams in Grimlock's eyes.

By the power of Grey Skull...OOPS! Wrong script.

And the super Wal-Mart selling my toys will look good right over there

I was in shock that you were not asked to play Mikaela again. Well have fun playing Jennifer's Body.I'll bet it will be a big hit and you'll finally get some much needed respect in Hollywood. I'm off to make millions. See ya!

No, that was another critic bashing the movie again. I heard wrong,sory.

Explain "Gator Bait" to me one more time...

In this next scene, you have to fight Megatron, Starscream, and Blackout while none of the other Autobots are around to back you up. You die though but by the third act, you,re alive. I have to ask Mike again on how. Doesn't seem to me to make any sense.

Optimus: Ewww! Get it off,Get it off, Get it off!
Bulkhead: Hold still. If you can't stop moving I can't help.

So I then put this mask on, and BLAM!, peace in the universe.

Starscream to self: "If I push him off do you think anyone will notice?

I had a little friend once but, she doesn't move anymore.

Lesson 1: It is unhealthy to hold in bodily functions

One day Megatron will remember to come back for us, right?

I swear I saw little humans with large hairy feet go down this hole.