Captions by punycron

Okay. Now, right hand red.

I just, you know, have always had intimacy issues. I guess it dates back to when I was a kid and... Ahem. I mean... Me eat you now!

"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! " - Planet of the Apes

Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Blasty go...

Carefull! There's hydro-electricity in there!

T-minus five seconds to projectile vomitting

Shockwave, welcome to Narnia.

I said paper or plastic?

Mike Rotch gets devastated

I'm attractive!

Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey... (sigh)... Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey...

Pentium commercial on Cybertron.

And the winner of the belt-buckle contest is... Blue Creepy Gargoyle Buddy, for his hand-plucked human skull! Sorry Frank.

Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Jamal: Hahahahahaha!!! You guys got no arms!

Slingshot: So.

Sky Dive: Stop making fun of us.

Jamal: Or what? You crush me with your bare hands! Hahahahaha!

Sky Dive: Stop that.

Jamal: AAhhhahahahahahaha! No arms!

Slingshot: We

Slingshot and Sky Dive used to cry at night about their missing arms... Then they rusted up and died. There was no one to wipe their tears.

Except Jamal.

But he's a jerk and didn't care.

Final Thumbwar results:
Jamal 10
Slingshot and Sky Dive 0

And now onto the Rock Paper Scissors contest...

Prime: Right.
Primal: No, it's left.
Prime: It's right. Trust me.
Primal: Go left dude.
Prime: Get the map out.
Primal: I don't need a *%&# map.
Prime: Yes you do. You always do this! Get the ma...
Primal: You're

When Galvatron told his minions to 'keep on top of things', the headmasters, standing in an open field, had to improvise.

"I see my swartz isn't nearly as big as yours..."