Captions by Rebirth Megatron

Botcon 2013: Shatterd Glass Predacon Brothers. (SG Sky-Byte coming soon)

Now that I have gathered all of you humans here, I can fulfill the next stage of today's plans. HUMANS...look closely at my teeth, I feels something stuck in them but I can't seem to find it.

Megatron: Alright Sideswipe, try your Gun fu on me if you dare and see if it is more effective than your jet judOOOH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

Mirage: Umm guys, either we just found Prime's parts or Generation 2 Skullcruncher. Bumblebee: It's not brightly colored enough to be G2 Mirage, don't be silly.

Spike: Plus there's a distinct lack of tiger stripes.

Megatron: BRUTICUS IS DEAD!!

Starscream: You're an idiot Megatron. *shows Megatron a piece of Bruticus*

Megatron: Made in Mexico? IT'S A KNOCKOFF, WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED!!

Onslaught: Our plan has worked brilliantly, SNEAK ATTACK!!!

Prime: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!! TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!!

Tourists: You know we can speak English quite well.

Prime: Ummm...sorry about that.

You know Arcee, I am just SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR WHINING AND SCREAMING!!! EAT SLAG AND DIE!!

And so in appreciation of all his hard work, the people of Earth erected a statue of Optimus. Unfortunately they needed alot of money to rebuild so they had to make it cheap. Prime(off panel): WHAT? THAT TOOK LIKE...$5 TO MAKE!! I SAVED YOU ALL AND T

Sweet Primus...I forgot to turn the oven off...oh crap.

Bumblebee: I got a computer!!! Now..after 20 painstaking years...I CAN FINALLY PLAY PONG!!!

Spike: Pong went out when I started to go through puberty BB. It's all about Mario, Final Fantasy, Halo and such right now.

Bumblebee: Damn Prime,

After many exausting weeks of research Prime finally figures out how to go Super Saiyan...and realises he'd need to be a Saiyan for that to work.

It was at this point that Swindle realised buying used fuelpacks in bulk was probably a bad thing.

Ratchet: The patient is suffering, I prescribe euthanasia.

Huffer: IT'S JUST A RUST RASH!!

Ratchet: Well....you need to be put out of our misery anyway. *BLAM* Oh GEAAAAAAARS, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR CHECK UP!

Act now and with your purchase of Octane and Soundblaster and you will get the special figures G1 Darkscream, Shockblast and Demolishor. *NOTE not a real offer, these names do not apply to these characters, I just want your money.*

Drag Strip; Maybe..if I play dead...Nutso won't shoot me.

Galvatron: Maybe if you didn't say the quiet part loud, it would have worked.

Drag Strip: Ohh Slag.

Galvatron: Now for 'Nutso' to WORK OUT HIS FRUSTRATIONS ON YOU!!!

Prime: WHACHOO GONNA DO BRUDDA, WHEN OPTIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
Slingshot: Prime, a submission hold like that whould choke me up, IF I WEREN'T A GODDAMN PLANE.

That's it old man, watch Arcee lube herself on that thing. Snapping your neural net will be so easy...yes...soon I...sweet mama she's hot.