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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Riptide

Riptide has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

All: Y...M...C...A Astrotrain: Why again are we listening to the village people?

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Shockwave: No Optimus, I don't have any lunch money. Leave me alone.

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Red Alert: Why Prime? Why must I die after the movie? Oh the humanity....

Starscream running toward island

Starscream: I /am/ the ultimate survivor.

Starscream running toward island

-Eye of the tiger plays in the background- Starscream: Adriene!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Man: What do you think you guys are doing, your fifteen minutes are up!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Soundwave: Puny human, all your base are belong to us.

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap: What the slag is this? -Person off screen whispers to Rattrap- Rattrap: I'm gonna be a minicon! Where's my agent?

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Shockwave: Auntie Em I saw you and you and you in my dream. What! Your not Auntied Em.

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Megatron: (to screen) "What are you looking at [i]human[/i]?"

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Megatron: What do you mean, I have to wear this to Botcon?

Decepticons cheering!!!

Welcome to the Cybertron Nudist Colony.

Decepticons cheering!!!

The village people are reuniting!!

Decepticons cheering!!!

Everyone: Welcome to Cybertron where the energon is good and the ladies are fine....

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Ultra Magnus: Ughhh...I think they need a diaper change.

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Ultra Magnus: Wham bam zap, take that evil Galvatron (scrapper) Rodimus Prime (mixmaster) will beat your sorry aft.

Sunstreaker tells a story

Sunstreaker: "Oh Optimus..........."

Sunstreaker tells a story

Sunstreaker: "Marco...."

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

Optimus: "Group Hug!"
Wheeljack: "Not again!"

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