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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by RoboTopia

RoboTopia has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

GRIMLOCK SAYS: OK, Now Turn Your Head And Cough Twice, Optimus. Yes, you do have a Hernia-tron!

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

You can NOT leave the tape showing after the patient's Face-lift, or they won't pay for the surgery!

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

-And that's where we put the Garlic, behind the Ears to ward off Vampires!

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

...This recording will self-desruct in 10... 9... 8...

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

I've gathered you all here to make an announcement: The Winner... Of America's Next top model... Is... Is...
( pause for commercial break )

Spike stands in front of Huffer

Huffer Says: " No, Kid, The Name's 'HUFFER', NOT... Nevermind!? "

Spike and the Headmaster's heads

Spike: "Wow, These New Life-Sized 'Junkion-Blacksmith Releases' WERE REALY WORTH ALL THAT MONEY!!"

Spike and the Headmaster's heads

Spike: " Ok, Let's Try It Once More-- From The Top... 'I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts...' "

Soundwave plays his keytar

To All: " So, Who Wants To Hear Freebird?!?! "

Soundwave plays his keytar

To All: "Just a Reminder Note, Folks...
Please DO NOT eat the Brown Hotdogs that are goin' around..."

Tracks with a mask on

Hey, This is my Real Face!

Megatron's decapitated head

-I can still fight you, it's only a flesh wound...
Wait, What are you laughing at?!
I am serious, just a minor scratch, i can still beat you... You coward, come back and fight me!

Sari goes crazy!

SARI : "What Do You Mean They're Keeping Michael Bay As Director On Film 4...?! WTF?!

Spike makes a weird face

SPKIE : "Dude, Where's My Car?
Oh, That's right- He drove away himslef again!"

Spike makes a weird face

SPIKE: "This is my 'ADAM LAMBERT' Impression... Whatya want from me?!"

Sari talks to Optimus Prime

SARI: "When EXACTLY will you sound like PETER CULLEN Again?!"

Megatron surrounded by Seekers

MEGATRON: "Help, I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up!!!"
ALL OTHERS: "LOL"...

Wheeljack and Ratchet share a moment

Dude, Where's my car?!
...Wait, I am a Car?!
Oh... At least i didn't forget where I parked!

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

I sacrifice This 'Virgin' To The gods of the Volcano! Into The Fire, you go!

Decepticons sitting and talking

MotorMaster: Now, Blitzwing, We here are all your friends and have come together because we are all concerned about your over consumption of liquid fuel products. THIS is an INTERVENTION on your behalf!

Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

OPTIMUS: 'I love you Guys'
SPIKE & BUMBLEBEE: 'You're Still NOT Gettin' Our Beer, Prime'!

Sari tells Optimus a secret

I like you better as 'Peter Cullen'!!

Kelly freaks out

Oh my gosh, I just ran over that Geico Gecko!

Decepticons sitting and talking

Whew, Who's Got The Gas?!

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