Captions by RoboTopia

GRIMLOCK SAYS: OK, Now Turn Your Head And Cough Twice, Optimus. Yes, you do have a Hernia-tron!

You can NOT leave the tape showing after the patient's Face-lift, or they won't pay for the surgery!

-And that's where we put the Garlic, behind the Ears to ward off Vampires!

...This recording will self-desruct in 10... 9... 8...

I've gathered you all here to make an announcement: The Winner... Of America's Next top model... Is... Is...
( pause for commercial break )

Huffer Says: " No, Kid, The Name's 'HUFFER', NOT... Nevermind!? "

Spike: "Wow, These New Life-Sized 'Junkion-Blacksmith Releases' WERE REALY WORTH ALL THAT MONEY!!"

Spike: " Ok, Let's Try It Once More-- From The Top... 'I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts...' "

To All: " So, Who Wants To Hear Freebird?!?! "

To All: "Just a Reminder Note, Folks...
Please DO NOT eat the Brown Hotdogs that are goin' around..."

Hey, This is my Real Face!

-I can still fight you, it's only a flesh wound...
Wait, What are you laughing at?!
I am serious, just a minor scratch, i can still beat you... You coward, come back and fight me!

SARI : "What Do You Mean They're Keeping Michael Bay As Director On Film 4...?! WTF?!

SPKIE : "Dude, Where's My Car?
Oh, That's right- He drove away himslef again!"

SPIKE: "This is my 'ADAM LAMBERT' Impression... Whatya want from me?!"

SARI: "When EXACTLY will you sound like PETER CULLEN Again?!"

MEGATRON: "Help, I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up!!!"
ALL OTHERS: "LOL"...

Dude, Where's my car?!
...Wait, I am a Car?!
Oh... At least i didn't forget where I parked!

I sacrifice This 'Virgin' To The gods of the Volcano! Into The Fire, you go!

MotorMaster: Now, Blitzwing, We here are all your friends and have come together because we are all concerned about your over consumption of liquid fuel products. THIS is an INTERVENTION on your behalf!

OPTIMUS: 'I love you Guys'
SPIKE & BUMBLEBEE: 'You're Still NOT Gettin' Our Beer, Prime'!

I like you better as 'Peter Cullen'!!

Oh my gosh, I just ran over that Geico Gecko!

Whew, Who's Got The Gas?!