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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by RodimusPrime

RodimusPrime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Hardhead using a microphone

I'll see you sunday at at the Cyberdome!!!!!!(Wrestling Voice)

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Woah two deceptacons at one time.

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

Ratchet:"Does pappa like what he sees?" Prime:"Yes I do belive he does"

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Oh God!!!! that was Great.

Megatron points at his head

U gots ta have dee edgeamication Starscream. I gots dee smarts to lead and you dont. Starscream:Why the hell do i follow this dumbass?

Megatron points at his head

Megs:Go ahead prime take your best shot. 5 seconds later Megs:Dammit!!!! WHy the hell did i have lead him on. My heads killin me.

Megatron points at his head

Starscream:Show me your boo boo. Megs in a choked voice: Prime hit me right here

Galvatron talks to Soundwave

Galvatron:Soundwave you brave fool! Soundwave:Never let go.

Galvatron talks to Soundwave

Galvatron: I will not let you have died in vain. Soundwave:Well actually Im not dead yet. Galv:Ok I will not have let u get mortally wounded in vain. Sound:Actually im feelin quite well. I think ill go for a walk. Galv(thinking to himself}God i love that

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

And then Ken came home from work to the Malibu Dream House... H.Rod:Magnus you do realize those arent Ba- Prime:Just let it be. All Autobots: "Let it be, let it be, let it beeee." Prime:O s£!t wut have i done.

Sunstreaker tells a story

Marsha!!! John!!!!!!!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Starscream:All I said was that You've gained a few pounds.

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Starscream:Prime I wear the pants in this family! Prime:Shut up bitch and Get over here and gimme some head.

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Weelie:"But the question is who will survive?" Kup: Shut the F*#k up! Wrong Show dumbass!

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Coming soon Transformers:High Noon

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

Just then Optimus decides to persue a career as a priest. "Now Boyz u both no wut will happen if u tell your parents wut happened"

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Ummmm I think its broken.

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

Now boys you all know that your parents don't need to no wut we did today.

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

First Lazerbeak now Megs what in the F--K is this world Coming to. Damn u Armada.

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

First Lazerbeak now Megs what in the F--K is this world Coming to. Damn u hasbro.

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