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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by scattershot78

scattershot78 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Devastator is missing an arm!

Now I have to eat soup with my other hand! That darn fool Bonecrusher has to be the laziest Decepticon I've ever know! He won't even get up for a mock battle!

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: Hey, look at me now I can fly in style. Wait until Optimus sees this he'll want to borrow it for himself! HA! .... Or better yet Superion can wear it to Autobot reunions.. ( Slingshot realizes now he may have overdone it with the spiked en

Cheetor looks at his reflection

Cheetor: Well well I guess Optimus Primal does cut hair pretty well. Wait until I tell Rattrap!

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: Dang, I hate it when prime makes me download episodes of M*A*S*H* for him!

Wheeljack: Why don't you get Bumblebee to do it? He loves downloading stuff.

Perceptor: Yeah, but he's been on the enerJOHN toilet for hours. I don'

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee: " Hey Spike, I almost forgot. Prime said to get a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread on our way home."

Spike: "Yeah Bumblebee, now we've only got 2$ left after you've hogged the Robot Rescue game. Thank God your good

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Crowd (continued): there trying to turn him into a video game somehow.

Spike: What the @##@?! Bumblebee did you hear that!?

Bumblebee: .... uhhh rrr come on almost there level 44 baby....

Spike: Get your hands off the game buttbee we have some w

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Spike: Hey Bumblebee how about we go out crusing?

Bumblebee: Wait, I have to beat level 44 then I'll be able to put my name on the top scores list. Jazz is number 10 that way I'll knock him off.

Crowd: .... Jazz......? Is he that other tra

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Soundwave:"Nice flippin' hat man."

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'. Did she fire six shots or only five. Well, one more crack about my hair and you're gonna find out, but first you'd better ask yourself a question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, PUNK?

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

SS: I love riding my Harley in my Optimus Prime costume but DAMN does his helmet get my head hot and steaming.

WJ: Whats that ? ( about to kick SS in the rear ) .... Another decepticon trying to get past our defences.

SS: Oh no, I'm joining the

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream: " I'll get way more candy dressing up as Optimus Prime rather than by dumb old self!"

Soundwave (laughing): " Yeah and I'll get way more too as Wheeljack."

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

First Aid: Well were out of some spare parts.

Blades: We just need to smash some Decepticons and bring back some of their parts.

First Aid: Yeah, I'll tell Metroplex. He's always wanted to know what its like to stomp a Decepticon.

Blade

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Perceptor: Where's my good conscience?

Rumble: Oh you mean Eject? I kicked his butt and Ramhorn is out in the field grazing. Hahaha!!!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Perceptor: NOoooo not another bad hair day!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Rumble: now come on you big scaredy cat I told you if you keep putting off your dentist visits things are just going to get worse!!

Perceptor: NO.....! I can't stand drills! Why do you have to be a dentist Rumble!?

Rumble: Because I like makin

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Blitzwing: Well this automobile anti-freeze will help me cool down so I can bash some autobrats!

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Giant: " You know what I do to smart aleck toys!?"

U. Magus: " You smash us to pieces and then flush us down the toilets? "

Giant: "Close. I rip off your eyelids and force you to watch G2 transformer episodes! Hahaha! Then

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Did the professor leave another bottle of wine in his office?! It's my lucky night!

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Sunny, I told you this water pistol is Megatron's worst nightmare! All you have to do is squirt him in the neck with it and he'll start rusting so bad his head will FALL OFF! HEEE HHeee hHheehe !

Woman running in the street

"Where's the American Gladiators studio? I am late for work!"

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

I new I shouldn't have told lazerbeak about where our base was!

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