Captions by Sentinel Maximus

Brawn "Ya see Soundwave? I'm not so little when ya get to know me better. You know what they say about smaller bots eh? Just let me whisper sweet nothings in your audios and,..."

Soundwave "Soundwave sore, Brawn too rough."

"Do not grieve,... soon I shall be one with the,... gahhh,...uhhhhhh"

Dr. Archeville turns to Starscream and sez,... ",...And how do you expect me to jerk off and enjoy it Starscream? My hands are metal!"

Acree says "Alright you bots, which one of yous has the servos to satisfiy me?"

"Dammit Jazz! Enough already of that cyber-porn of Arcee & Moonracer!"

Sari: ,...and so Ratchet says 'Rectum, damn near killed him.'

Optimus: Im sorry Sari, but that joke is way too dirty for someone your age to be telling.

Thats it Bumblebee! Give it to Arcee right in the exhaust pipe!

Brawn "Ya."
Huffer "So,..."
Brawn "YA!"
Huffer "SO!"

Guy knocks on the door outside "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?" Megs sez "F**k you a**hole"

Play the new Justin Beiber song?! HELL NAW!

"Heh heh. I'm gonna come up behind ol' Rachet and tickle him."

(after viewing Micheal Bay's TF) So thats what all the fuss is about to the older fans. I get it now.

Please guys, use a condom

...so the medibot says "Rectum? Damn near made him offline!"

No Mr. Bay, I'm sorry but your not allowed in! In fact,... Murphy, DeSanto, Orci, all of you,s get outta here!

Hey Michael, over here!,....Awww, Michael never looks my way.