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Dude, where's my trailer?

Shortly after the conference, Optimus Primes from all generations crashed straight through the building, bringing it down in the process.

After laserbeak and buzzsaw did their "buisiness", Screamer went berserk whenever he saw a bird.

And now For something Completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

I never told you this, but in cybertron, you're going to have a scottish accent.
What in the name of $--- are you talking about!?

What do we have here?
Ravage; Get your $****y hands away from me you ****ing little b*******!

After watching 8 hours of The Three Stooges, Sixshot's mine was completely warped.
Sixshot; Shaddup!
Pounce; wingspan, did you leave your Three Stooges DVD's out again?!?!?!?!
Galvatron; they don't know that I did it, soon every Deceptic

Holy $#*t!!! Mixmaster, when I find you, I'll tear out that worthless CPU of yours, blast it into pieces, grind it into smaller parts, and then throw what's left of it into the ----ing sun!!!!!!!!!!!!

superion: don't get mad at me for this, but only Breakdown will be released in generation 2.
menasor: you @$$hole! menasor smash!

Shortly after, Superion told Menasor that he would appear again in cybertron. but not as a stunticon.
Menasor will

The stunticons tried to get a roll in The Iron Giant but unfortounately...
Motormaster: Rats!
Dead End: Oh stop your whining!
Breakdown: We wanted tobe in Transformers The Movie but nooo.
Dragstrip: I say we make a movie of our own.
Wildrider: Are y

Ginrai; Well, that's the last time I try to get rid of Motormaster!
Motormaster (off stage); Since Ginrai's going to be in repairs for a while, I'm now King of The Road! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happened when Hardhead tried to sing "The Touch".
Duros; How did I ever talk myslef into being this guy's head?!

Dragstrip; Someday I'll look back on this and laugh.
Motormaster; Dragstrip, get over here and help us destroy the Aerialbots!!!

Dragstrip; I'm not a Decepticon yet! I'm still just another race car!
Rumble; Pipe down or I'll tell Motormaster!
Dragstrip; NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Rumble; Ever since Astrotrain left us, this is how we're supposed to get around.
Astrotrain; I didn't leave you, I'm just being held prisoner!