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For those of you who have seen charly and the cocholat factory the megatron Oempa loempa's : "O leader Megatron don't be mad , poure Starscreem is gooing to get it rely bad. The loser like he always is , eaven those outobots take the pis. W

Perceptor : i hate having office duty... i'm not made for sharpening pencils...i'm to inteligent for this....grrrrrr

not many of you know what hapend to perceptor when he did not apere any more in the transfromers cartoons.... whel here we have a sneak preview of one of the series he is playing in.... he was cast as the wise one in the series "the borrowers" h

perceptor : optimus i do'nt want to critisize , but are you absolutely shure this thing is a rectal thermometer ??

perseptor : "whel if i stik this in here i should be able to make it work "

blaster : wow that hurt , these battlebots are cool man... wow look out littel fellow...

spike : wow did you see that carly ?? was'nt it amazing ???

carly thinking : yeah woppy... this is the last time you chose our date...

anouncer : hey do i have a treat for you fokes guges how i spotted in the crowds , say a big hi to Carly and Spike from the transformers and i eaven think that they brought blaster along...

spike : hey carly your on the jubotron

blaster : wow dude

Tracks : Optimus did you here that ??? that sound...It's lightening....They are comming...
They are gooing to kil us all.....Quik hide me (uses optimus as a "human" shield)

Optimus Prime :Tracks how many times do i have to tel you... If

Dragstrip : Hey man i think you got the wrong end of the stick , i sayd pul my finger , not mee....!!!

Dragstrip : wow man this no wet wonderfoam realy works !! cool...

this is a cut scene hidden until today where the stuntakons go to Scotland and end up on the lake of Lognes and encounter the long forgotten and neaver relesed dinobot named Nessy...!!

(Dragstrip cought seaspray) Dragstrip : Yo moterhead i got myself a live one here...!!! This roks.... Jeeee Haaa

Dragstrip : yo man this gleasher skeeing roks...i'm to hot to handle .... O o the ice is melting .... there is global worming for jah..... Jeeee Haaaa....

Dinobot: " now who said that bling could not be functional ?? any one want a nice bite of my bling ?? GrRrR "

this is what we cal "cojote ugly"
Aparently young Devastator had a wild night and the chik he spent the night at was sooo ugly that he literaly chewed off his arm so he could leave quikly!!

and you thought that not finding your contact was a pain.

this is what we cal a "1 arm bandid"

did you eaver wake up and felt you did not controle your body

Devastator : "No you worry megatron Devastator can do job withe 1 hand behind back"

Word is out that Rols Roys is soposedly wanting to change the "siver godes" withe a new modern tipe of statue to draw in younger segmantof buyer to it's luxury car brand.

Here we see our scoop photo that was taken by one of our undercove

This years case mod contest is already proving to be very interesting and controversial...

Young daniel presented the judges today withe what is suposedly to be a watercoold teletran 1/2 withe gold plated black-ice radiator...

Word's not out bu

We always knew those airial bots were a bit strange.... That there were some instabelitys and that they wer'nt always quite shure about them selves.

Here we have the 1st pix to prove that there was some trans-gendering gooing on beteween 1 of the

Slingshot : "wow dudes look at me , i told you i was to hot to handle... after my sunbed acsidant they gave me a cool new bling radiator to extra cool my sercuits.... lets just the babes love it wink wink"

rumble tests his "chukky" inpersonation on perceptor and i think it worked !!

rumble : hey perceptor creap wanna playyyyyy

old blitzie uses to much greas in his hear after wanting to do his elvis impersonation....
this hapens when you have a bit to much of those energon drinks.....

her we see the 1st paparatzie pix of blitzwing after he had a secret date withe that lovebal bal of slime from the goostbusters.... yes you herd it her 1st blitzwing and slimer ar an item !!!

and you al thought us dutch foke were sutch nice foaks.... ;-) think again nextime you see an old lady withe some tulips.... ;-)

micheal jakson was kidnapt by the outo bots to sybertron for daniels surprize birthday party , but some how the radiation leak in the transport portel had a somewhat negative affect on micheal and bubbles aperance. lets just say daniel had the shok of his

and just when you thought the new transformers could'nt get any more laim they pulled this stunt o boy... wheeeeee

kup : GROUWLLLL...

kup : and did we scare you ??

in the news today ; there was an explosion on sybertron. We have information that the explosion ocured at cybertron's main concrete plant. The fryk accidant happend whilste a new batch of reenforced energon concrete was prepared. Some say this new ba

zombies : kil bush kil bush

in his strugle to win the elections bush wil punish eaveryone that does not vote for him , he uses his eaval stare like medusa and wil turn eaveryone to stone that defies not voting for him....

somhow the Quintessons did not realy get our drift on haning stuffed animals behind car windows....

Quintesson : "brother are absolutely shure that this thing is meant to go on the outside of the ship ?? yes broter are you quiestioning me on my le

luve struck Trans-Organic Quintesson fan desprily trieing to get a glimp and following the ship.

Quintessons : dam those paparazzie get more desprite al the time... i predict that 1 day they wil kill sombody...

did you know that soundwave wil be reborn in the new transfrormes series based on G1 and 2 ??

the shape wil be the same , bit of tweaking needed here and there , and a bit of a name change...

just as before they wil use eaveryday items to disguise t

yeh man this is soundwave the bling master even the Security Guard is blinded by my bling

this is when soundwave got cought looking at his porn collection in the dark

box : singing " la-- la-- , lalalala----la--"
Security Guard : "halt how goes there"
box : "hi i'm a mogwy , got MTV ??"
soudwave : thinking "---- you'll blown my cover stupide gremlin"

Security Guard : " now where dit i leave my glow in de dark condom's.... ow here they are"

do you know withe today's tegnologie we can remake soundwave so : withe a chip in each caset robot that contains mp3's of sound so when you push eject etc. that you would here soundwaves voice say ex. " lazerbeak ejekt " etc.

soundwave thinking : drat i wish i was born in the new series.... in the old days they had to make due withe a pretend tape deck , but theze days eaven optimus has electrical gadjests , so there should be no problem to remake me withe a functional tape d

Security Guard : " Wow cool getare"

Soudwave : " pasword correct ( projektion starts ) Agent x this is you mission , if you chose to acsept will be dangeruis and may couse los of life , there wil be no way back from now..... your missio

This is just in : bombshell is taken captive by a militant groupe while he was having a walk in de outskirts of bagdad , this is the video that was handed to algaziera tv , where he plies for his relase.

the groupe statmant goed as follows :
"If

this is 1 of those moments that was cut were al the bots between takes fooled around withe a tube of superglue

Bombshell : ( from montiepython ) Oooops , i think i've left the iron on .

Arcee : there is nothing that wil convince me to toutsh that hing magnus , no way !! yak

Ultra Magnus : arcee have you seen the new thunderbirds film ??

arcee : now whey ??

Ultra Magnus : i thougt you were in it.

arcee : now where did you get that silly idea from...?

Ultra Magnus : so , it is'nt you ? i thought pink roler , n

Ultra Magnus : arcee i was always wondering why your boobs were mounted on the side of your head ??

Arcee : wow youn man don't speak to me like this , ans the asnwer to your quistion , just minde your own buisnis.