Captions by trailbreaker

“Yay, another ‘Over the Hill’ reference on my birthday. Decepticons are so lame!”

“Oooohhh…. Energon stew !!”

So that’s where Grimzeek is hiding ….

So I guess the band won’t be performing at halftime ?

“Phil Collins on the turntable again? YES! “

“My son is going to Cybertron University and I’m so proud of him!!”

“Hasbro needs to release a figure of ME !”

“This man stole my wallet !”

“I need to pee again!”

“Wow, a Barney Miller 24 hour marathon!”

“Why did it take me so long to discover K-Pop !?!”

“Look, Megatron and Starscream are fighting again !”

“Starscream, enough with the Your Mom jokes!”

“It’s Prime Day! Can’t wait to see the lame TF discounts on Amazon !”

“My glove will protect me from exploding July 4th fireworks !”

“Look, Hasbro is raising their prices AGAIN!”

“It’s called “curbside pickup’ and it’s awesome !!”

Dirge will ensure you’re never late trot work again …

“Please find the guy who put this Cheeto in my pipe.”

“Yes, the grey makes me look more natural.”

Look at the size of that reissue !!

“Guess who needs to switch to decaf? This guy !!”

“Brawn, Prowl lent me some handcuffs for my date with Arcee later!”

“Guess who’s taking a dump on company time? This guy!!”

“I have lottery tickets for everyone!”

“Wait until I tell you Decepticons about Sanford & Son, you’ll love it !”

“My G1 Megatron sold for $200 on eBay!”

“Please put me in the next movie !”

“Anyone seen my bottom dentures ?”

“Coffee makes you poop !”

“I found the prize at the bottom of the Fruity Pebbles!”

“I just put in my 2 weeks notice !!”

“Get to Church you heathens!”

“Is it too much to ask to have a urinal installed !!??”

“Brawn, I consumed that ‘funny energon’ and now I can’t feel my legs!”

“Please, PLEASE someone find me a date!”

“Galaga tournament, who’s in?”

“Brawn, there’s a new Panda Express opening downtown!”

“Why yes, I did steal Jay Leno’s jaw !”

“My evil plan of spamming TEMU ads is underway! “

“Brawn, Red Alert is talking to himself again!”

“I’m going clubbing with Rumble tonight !!”

Masterpiece Huffer is HUGE !!

“The Minecraft Movie is a blast !!”

“500 radio stations and they’re all playing commercials at once!”

“Brawn, I have a belly button!”

Cruising for chicks ….

Spike thought it was just a fart ….

Spike slowly realizes that Huffer has a belly button …

“My helmet is equipped with Wi-Fi !”