The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by trailbreaker
“Yes Bumblebee it’s called ‘doom scrolling’ and it causes humans to be idiots.”
Hot Rod - “Well….i guess we could stand him in the garden to scare vermin away.”
“I have an interview for the Head Coach of Buffalo at noon !”
“Haha!! I got Rumble to pull my finger!”
“Who ate all the Twinkies !?”
“Oooh I see mistletoe ….!”
“Frenzy wants a pony for Christmas ??”
“Oh yes!! I’ll bring the stuffing !!”
“Well it’s 5:00 somewhere isn’t it !?!?”
It’s been nearly 40 years and I’m still in shock over this scene !
“Reminder: when the kids show up for trick-or-treats do NOT give them energon!”
“You like my Bernie Sanders Halloween costume ? “
“Enough! Stop substituting crazy glue for my Preparation H !!”
“So….do I punch a clock or what? Do I submit a time sheet?”
“Laserbeak bring me back my pants NOW !!”
“Starscream said Cy-Kill is 10 times the leader Megatron is!”
“Yes! Skywarp brought donuts !”
“Yay, another ‘Over the Hill’ reference on my birthday. Decepticons are so lame!”
“Oooohhh…. Energon stew !!”
So that’s where Grimzeek is hiding ….
So I guess the band won’t be performing at halftime ?
“Phil Collins on the turntable again? YES! “
“My son is going to Cybertron University and I’m so proud of him!!”
“Hasbro needs to release a figure of ME !”
“This man stole my wallet !”
“I need to pee again!”
“Wow, a Barney Miller 24 hour marathon!”
“Why did it take me so long to discover K-Pop !?!”
“Look, Megatron and Starscream are fighting again !”
“Starscream, enough with the Your Mom jokes!”
“It’s Prime Day! Can’t wait to see the lame TF discounts on Amazon !”
“My glove will protect me from exploding July 4th fireworks !”
“Look, Hasbro is raising their prices AGAIN!”
“It’s called “curbside pickup’ and it’s awesome !!”
Dirge will ensure you’re never late trot work again …
“Please find the guy who put this Cheeto in my pipe.”
“Yes, the grey makes me look more natural.”
Look at the size of that reissue !!
“Guess who needs to switch to decaf? This guy !!”
“Brawn, Prowl lent me some handcuffs for my date with Arcee later!”
“Guess who’s taking a dump on company time? This guy!!”
“I have lottery tickets for everyone!”
“Wait until I tell you Decepticons about Sanford & Son, you’ll love it !”
“My G1 Megatron sold for $200 on eBay!”
“Please put me in the next movie !”
“Anyone seen my bottom dentures ?”
“Coffee makes you poop !”
“I found the prize at the bottom of the Fruity Pebbles!”
“I just put in my 2 weeks notice !!”
“Get to Church you heathens!”
