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I don't care how long we're up here, this is fun!

I'm the King of the Soundwave!

Unfortunately for Soundwave, Brawn didn't how to properly perform CPR. But he sure as hell was going to try.

Seen from the pilot of the new "6 Million Dollar Man" series. It didn't go well with test audiences.

Hasbro's attempts to make Doc Brown transform into a Delorean utterly fail.

They thought the "thumbs up" was ironic. I think it's just cruel.

Lamest. Cyborg. EVER!!!

The Borg wouldn't let me into the collective. Can I crash here for a few days?

"Yes, we're all different!
"I'm not."
"SHHHH!"

Bot Power!

Stupid Autobots! You can't become He-Man without a Power Sword!

Come on back now, ya' hear?

Who will take this dangerous mission to assassinate Michael Bay?

I don't get it.... why did no one come to my birthday party? *SNIFF*

Optimus finally learns all about the Airazors and the Waspinators.

Bumblebee did WHAT to that agent?

The Autobot's battle prowess meant nothing when Picture Day came.

"Starscream! This is the last year I put you in charge of the Easter Egg Hunt!"

NO! We did not come from fish! Primus will burn you for your blasphemy!

Nothin' to see here.... nothin' going on, la la la......

I told you they would run out of good caption pictures, but would they listen to me? Oh no!

My tech specs go up to 11!

Regardless of continuity of alt. mode, one way or another Soundwave would always be stuck with outdated 80s technology.

Does this hat make my butt look big?

I didn't get the part in Batman Begins or The Dark Knight, but I'm confident they'll take me for The Dark Knight Rises.

Dude, you don't need the hat to keep crows away from your corn.

What do you think of my Halloween costume? I'm the Scarecrow when he was in the Sinestro Corp during the Blackest Night event.

Only Spike Witwicky would be stupid enough to get mugged by a group of decapitated heads.

Follow the coin, follow the coin, under one of these heads is a coin! Win big, anyone can play for just a dollar!

What happens when a hapless man is stuck with 5 decapitated heads? HILARITY!

And when he opened the door, there were FIVE BLOODY HEADS!!!!

Seriously, how did ALL of you get stuck in quicksand?

And next Monday on Raw, we're gonna show Sky-Byte and his Predacons just what happens when you mess with the Autobots! CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT NOW?

Sadly Mo-Town never had the foresight to sign Ultra Magnus and the Car Robots.

Strike a pose!

Ok fine, I'll say it already. I can't deal with that now! There, are you happy?

They made three Chipmunk movies? ALLLLLVIIIIIIN!

WHAT!? I don't appear in any of the post-movie episodes?

Jazz must unhinge his jaw to swallow energon cubes whole.

Slaggit Ratchet! Stop tryin' to switch Teletran's circuits with Folgers crystals!

Squeeeel like a pig!

Hey Ratchet, say no to crack! You've got like 4 or 5 and no one wants to see 'em.

Did we really need Transformers: Brokeback Mountain?

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Wake him up! He's not supposed to sleep when he has a concussion!

Even Megatron couldn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

No, no NO! It's high step, pivot, twirl, kick, kick, THEN jazz hands! Damnit, we'll be ready for opening night!

Optimus: Stupid bug, you go squish now!

Oh come on, Wheeljack! What are the odds that both of us die, huh?

Grimlock did not react well to his first prostate exam.