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"Hey Leno, wanna hear tomorrow's headline?! Giant Robot Empties Old Man's Catheter."

Aug 6, 2012

Ouch! Ya know, maybe your primary function ISN'T a masseuse.

Aug 6, 2012

"Hey Prowl, we brought back...what are you watching!?"

Aug 6, 2012

Megatron covets the exponential generator

Siiighh, the wizard promised ME a heart...

Aug 6, 2012

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

Clearly, no hicky.

Aug 6, 2012

Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

Me Grimlock give Heim-lock!

Aug 6, 2012

HA! Told you ya couldn't read it five-times fast.

Aug 6, 2012

Guess which one of us is Lady Gaga!

Aug 6, 2012

Dude...did you HAVE to bring your little brother?

Aug 6, 2012

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

At Aspen Dental, I got my Mega-smile back!

Aug 6, 2012

Kid! Next time, warn me before they cross the streams...

Aug 5, 2012

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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