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no more mexican planets

Sep 16, 2007

I think we'll Find Osama Bin Laden in here

Sep 16, 2007

numa numa dance

Jul 12, 2007

come on starscream stop fighting it, you said last night you wanted me on top

Jul 12, 2007

this new body for Convoy get's trashed like his old body

Jul 12, 2007

stop it ravage, that's a exit only zone

Jul 12, 2007

I'm gonna beat all you little twerps

Jul 12, 2007

need more lube

Jul 12, 2007

me grimlock has found bin laden

Jul 12, 2007

hey galvatron, how does it fell to be picked on by someone who is bigger than you

Jul 12, 2007

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

um scourge, the condom broke

Jul 12, 2007

hey primal watch where your sticking that thing

Jul 12, 2007

Starscream- Megatron tonight your the woman and I am the man

Jul 12, 2007

watch where your sticking that thing

Jul 12, 2007

mmmmmmm fast food

Jul 12, 2007

hey cut that out, that tickles

Jul 12, 2007

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