Captions by homelessjunkeon

"hey larry, if men could do that, women would have become extinct a long time ago"
[/mulletman]

UM: do you know why they call me cigar face? wait a sec, hey nipples, what did the boss say to do?

RC: the boss said, if he doesn't take the bribe, then i get to MAKE LOVE to him.

UM: he's all yours nipples.
[/toxicavenger]

OMG HOT BUKKAKE ACTION.

now look i told you there are no weapons of mass destruction! only instuments of destuction and weapons of doom, both quite legal i assure you. can someone get me some bacon.

unicron admires hi work helping the breast cancer girl continue her glamour modelling career.

both:"oh god no here comes freds fart!"

HOY!

scourge mashes the executives from hasbro against his face for NOT RELEASINGHIM IN THE UK!!!

all:"allah uhl ahkbar!"

computron:have you ever parked a bicycle in a plane hangar? galvy:what? compy:have you ever thrown a matchstick into a volcanoe? galvy:WHAT? compy:oh imjust making idle chit chat.

computron:what the hell is this peice of crap, it looks nothing like the on from tv, its the wrong colour and everything. christmas is ruined i hate you mum and dad!(who i guess would be grimlock)

spike:i'm late ravage. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!

spike:i'm late spike. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!

ravage: i dont want anyone to thing we're robosexuals or anything, this is just experimenting right? spike:yeah just an experiment hound need never know. ravage:ok as long as our fights don't end up y'know "weird&qu

hey didnt jolt have a rail gun? nooooooo!

"great now if i fart i can just turn on this fan and blame it on the decepticons!"