Captions by JaffleMaker

Marge.... change the channel!

OP: You see Spike, Noah's ark wasn't a story, it was a prophecy. They just got the name wrong. I hope you enjoy the mate we picked for you.
SPIKE: Miley Cyrus?
OP: You should see the things she can do with Huffer's hammer
ERECTOR: Giggity

SPIKE: Geez, don't those Transformers nerd ever leave their computers?

They must have all been here for months!!

If I come back and climb this ladder tomorrow and these geezers are still here watching me, I'm making a complaint!!

Wheeljack: You see the water fried Primes electrics and when he grabbed Spike he completed the circuit and frying him as well.
Hound: Shouldn't we at least get Spike down? It's been months and he's really rotting and smelling funky.
Wheeljack: What's on

BB: It's easy Teletraan scans the Earth for possible alt modes and you choose from the list.
SS: I'll go hovercraft, no way I'm being a mixer.
PER: Microscope or massager. Wonder what this massager device is? VECTROR SIGMA!
BB: Easy, Microscope it is t

Starscream, what is this weird swing car contraption hanging in the middle of your room? It looks like it's been rear ended quite badly and.. ewww! Please tell me those aren't transmission fluid stains.

**brown hole

Few people know about the in built black hole generator that allows Megatron to skrink in size, but even fewer know of a second "brown generator" that serves an even more sinister purpouse.

AHA! Myth busted! Very night for 30 years and I can still see clearly! However I guess the baldness and hairy palm myths are credible.... I guess this also explains my trendy glove folks.

Me grimlock say you no fly poop Swoop anymore!! And what Energon you eat? Me smell spicy Neutrinos!

(Brawn and Huffer Arguing)
HUFFER: "Oh yeah? Well your head looks like a male human's pen...
BRAWN (cutting off Huffer):"So does yours!!! But mines bigger!!!"

Invading a city, Trypticon style!

Call me "baldy" will you Spike you sausage wallet? Look at your Father's wig tape! He's balder than a baboons backside! It's hereditary you know?

Ai: There is definitely somthing fishy going on here! If you know what I'm saying?

SideBurn: Yeah.. only 2 things in this world smell like fish... and one is fish!

Ai: EWW, no! Sideburn your going to get us into trouble again!

**continued...** one way to find out.
*constructcions push ironhide backwards*
IRONHIDE: Damnnabbit!!

LONG HAUL: Look, it's that accursed Autobot Ironhide!!
SCRAPPER Don't stand there yapping! BLAST HIM!!
IRONHIDE: No Wait!!! I'm a new Throttlecon. Megatrons answer to take out those cheap and nasty Throttlebots!
SCRAPPER: I don't buy it... but there' o

The awkward moment when a human admires their reflection on your crotch plate.

Desperate and panick stricken, Skyfire knew he had to hide the body somewhere where the other Autobots would never look. But where?.....

GALVATRON: Cool this is my favourites song, come on Tidal wave lets boogey!
TIDALWAVE and GALVATRON: Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sta