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Bombshell: I need a TUMS the size of a hockey puck.

Jul 23, 2002

My name is Optimus Prime and I drink.

Jul 21, 2002

Hey baby, feeling lucky?

Jul 21, 2002

Someone spiked the energon.

Jul 21, 2002

Bluestreak: Look guys, no hands.

Jul 21, 2002

Computron: Hey, how much is this Galvatron ?

Jul 21, 2002

Damn, Who left it on the Aljazera Network?

Jul 21, 2002

Skywarp:Hey, look Megatron, I found this loser hiding in a cave.
Megatron: Excellent work, now let shoot him with my cannon.

Jul 21, 2002

Pull my finger.

Jul 21, 2002

Brawn: Take it off!!!

Jul 21, 2002

I saw a spider, please flush it down the toilet.

Jul 21, 2002

I said pull my finger, damnit!!!!

Jul 20, 2002

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Uh, I think you two have the wrong show!!!

Jul 20, 2002

When is it my turn ?

Jul 19, 2002

Starscream you fool ! clean out my partical beam !

Jul 19, 2002

Hey bumblebee,listen to this !

Jul 19, 2002

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[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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