Captions by Stormshadow

Dragstrip: Sir I thought the idea was to bring the jet down; not me.
Galvatron: Who said that. I'll shoot whatever I wan't and if it is a giant yellow duck; then I'll shoot a giant yellow duck.
Dragstrip: ¬_¬ riiiight...ouch

Spike: (in an autrailian accent) Now see here, these are the eggs of the ledgendary dinobots, you can see by the marks here that they are about ready to hatch.

Grimlock: What Spike doing?

Spike:-_- ...

Kickback: No no...
(Bomshell spews)
Kickback: ewww, wait...where did you get carrots?

Starscream (offscreen): Cna you lend me a hand.
(irritated devastaor throws arm)
"I said a HAND moron"
(irritated devastator exacts harsh vengance, it's no wonder starscreams no quite there in Armada)

Vortex tries to tell jokes
"two fish swam into a wall one turned to the other and said damn"
but instead of a laugh; gets a large box.
The moral of the story is if you don't know a good joke; then keep your bloomin mouth shut!

Votex: Hello, anybody there? (waves arms at deceptcions)
Brawl: you hear something
Onslaught: Nope
(Little did Vortex know that he had been cursed with invisibility)
Vortex: Oh now you tell me.

Optimus: "Smile for the camera."
Tracks: (panicking) "where???"

Aireialbots: We are here to pass judgement on the one who calls himself Megatron for damaging Orion Pax and allowing him to be remade into Optimus Prime because; you could have ended this whole bloomin war before it even started!!!!"

Megatron points cannon at vortex: you will be the giant fan I need for my latest plan.
Vortex: but I'm not a...never mind >_

Vortex "Stop in the name of the law"..."i've always wanted to loud shout that"
combaticons look at each other then at vortex

Vortex tries star jumping, however he never quite got the hang of it...

Vortex runs along the road "Wait for meeeee"
Other combaticons "you'd have thought he got the hint by now"

Perceptor: I am the aminator and if you try to attack me I will draw a gigantic wall or something nasty to deal with you.
Decepticons :nooooo!
The war ended shortly after...

Perceptor just after watching the three musketters..

I shall get my revenge haha (pulls out pencil)
but not with that.

As perceptor looked back at his latest thoeory everyone one noticed how bas a speller he was well serves him right for writing is so dam big.

Hot rod (unsucessfully) tries to pull a rabit out a hat...whoops...

Elita-1:(thinks) great now I'm going to get a long speach from starscream on how great he is.
Starscream: And now I shall be able to prove to megatron that I am the best decepticon....
Elita-1:>_

Starscream:I am your father
Elita-1: No your not
Starcream: What...
Elita-1: you've been watching starwars again haven't you
Starcream: No... what gave you that idea...
Elita-1:nothing absolultly nothing...

When the maximals had to abandon ship as it was going to crash, Rattrap screamed it seemed his tail had got caught in the emergency doors closing. So much for safty issues...

Just as Ratrap started to drop realised he needed to get fit so he did some mid air star jumps, unfortuantly he then realised that no one was around to catch him.

teacher: well class if you have as much chance of finding blue cheese on the moon that finding a flying rat.
student: there is blue cheese on the moon then...

Red alert: Hey inferno you can put me down now.
Inferno: Huh oh yeah sorry was miles away.
Red alert: You're not wrong there; you just carried me several miles, I was wondering when the ride would end. I can walk for my self you know...you do know

Rodimus (thinking): Dam I should have listened to that human story of "if the wind changes you'll stay like it", now I'm frozen here listening to Daniels stories with a stupid simile on my face...

Rodimus (unfortuantly) got stuck listening to Daniel's stories; well at least the weren't as bad as Kup's. Daniel didn't hit you when you started to snore...

Motormaster (without much luck) tries to get dragstip to behave for once, unfortuantly dragstip escaped in thwe most bizare of ways.

Dragstrip (to himself):You know I really should be fighting autobots but I really just couldn't be bothered so I went waterskiing instead.
Motormaster: dude you are in serious troubble when I catch you!
Dragstrip (laughing): Oh comon you know you w

Grimlock: Me grimlock no like predaking.
Optimus: well I think you made that pretty obvious, now can you just get off of him.
Grimlock: who?

Starscream: Thrust thought I told you to stop intimidating Indiana Jones that rolling bolder was the last straw.
Thrust: Come on it was only fun I didn't know we couldn't run fast enough now did I?
Soundwave: Thrust next time try bowling, with

The decepticons decided to come down to earth for a holiday, unfortuantly they found it so relaxing they didn't go home.

The decpticons were trying to do star jumps, unfortuantly they weren't all that good at it.

Staracream: Ok it's agreed next time we have an all night pary we don't let ravage organise it.

Starscream: quick pretend to be toys someones coming.
Soundwave: Who's idea was it that we infiltrate a giant kids bedroom.

Dinobot: I didn't do it.
(smiles sweetly)
Optimus: yeah sure, just don't come any closer...