Captions by Byrerprime

Ratchet: Untie me at once Wheeljack. And you better not leave my undercarriage exposed again. Arcee did not think it was funny.

Sounwave: Ravage, excrete.
Thundercracker: Nasty cat. At least the boss is using that outhouse. Hey, where's Buzzsaw? Oh, s**t!

The Allspark? No, I don't see the Allspark. No, no Peterbuilt with stupid flames, either. And please, stop saying, "I bought a car and it turned out to be giant alien robot; who knew?".

spx toys, WHOH! leader in stealing factory things WHOH! now has auction for Convoy Prime WHOH! hurry no delay WHOH! first off assembly no box bid now. WHOH!

Ryan: This is the Jet Blue flight back to Chicago?

Girl: And when the booze wears off, you'll realize that this isn't a battle scene from some stupid movie, it's just my messy room. And you'll also realize that I'm fat and ugly.

Look biotch, if I missed the 24 premiere event for a cheap feel, I'm going to be very upset. Now stop playin hard to get and let's find my Camaro.

Interviewer: Since Scorponok was added later, what were they running from with such fear and conviction.

Bay: Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.

If I could only figure out a way to get rid of Primus, Ryan will play with me again. I know, I'll pretend to accidentally knock him out the window.

Yellow: You G1 bots are gonna crap your pants when my G2 ass goes for 3 thousand bucks. ROTFLMFAO

They should change his name to Ejact.

Dev: If this is up as long as the last caption I'm going to be in serious pain.

Slag: Energon toy, Universe Buildtrons repaint, Universe Micromasters. And what do I get? A Cybertronian curse word named after me. How would you like it if I called y

Carly: "Guess what Bumblebee told me about his backseat?"

Spike: "Uhm, does Bumblebee even have a backseat?"

Blaster: "You of all people know he does."

Carly: "He told me his backseat's getting sore, and yo

WARNING: THE MAKERS OF TAG BODY SPRAY CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ROBOT GROPING, GRABBING, OR HOLDING AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF THIS PRODUCT.

Wheeljack: But it won't save you a lot of money on car insurance.

Blitzwing: I'm already a triple changer, now I'm going to change into a turtle too!

Blaster: I think I won Seibertron.com's ultimate caption contest. When do you think I get my prize?

Kup: Lad, nobody wins that thing.

Blaster: Then why do we keep writing in?

Kup: We're all losers.

Blaster: The next time you tape the history channel while I'm asleep Kup, I'm gonna tell Arcee it was you who stole her torso-covers.

Blaster: Run! Hurry! Get out of the way. Jazz just told Grimlock he's adopted.

Kup: Slow down lad, what size change thing are you talking about?

Blaster: They're not letting me in the movie because I get big when I transform.

Kup: We all do, lad.

Blaster: But I was the best part of the first movie.

Kup: Don't w

The fifth member of the the Totally Spies team arrives for his... err, her interview.

Q1: Let me get this straight, the blue one's NOT Bluestreak?

Q2: One last time from right to left. Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl, Prowl and Prowl

Q3: Why so many Prowls?

Q2: Why don't you ask Hasbro!

Prime: Ahem, Ex-cuuuse me!

Primal : Dang, sorry. I really hate trying to find the little monkey's room in the dark.

Primal: Oh, I'm done too!

May I present exhibit #526 in The State of California v. Michael Jackson

Primal: I'm getting in the new movie even if it kills me.