Captions by CapeMike

Rumble(to self): ...taking the train to the next station, on the dance floor, rockin' the nation; sound..is coming out now, so DJ, play the song loud; dancing, I'll make your body rock, long train running and it won't stop...

Rattrap: Now explain to me again WHY you have Cheetor's gun?

Rhinox: Well, I thought we were playing Grand Theft Autobot, and-

Rattrap(long pause): Never mind....

Despite being ruthless Decepticons, neither Ramjet nor Shockwave were prepared for the TRUE horror of 'Max Extreme' on maniac mode(Dance Dance Revolution Extreme)....

Twincast: 'O.k. you guys, just blend in with those MiniCons and try to find out more about when Unicron's gonna show up...with any luck, by the time they figure out what's going on, you'll be long gone....'

Prime quickly rued the day that Spike told the Dinobots about how cats leave 'presents' at their master's feet....

Prime: I said *pull* my finger, not BITE it!!

Kidneys man, kidneys....

Bluestreak: Whee! This is *sooo* cool!

Ironhide: ...Seaspray is *sooo* gonna kill us....

Optimus: "Rhinox, so help me, if you ask me to 'pull your tail'...."

Spike: Hang on, prime, I'll give you your gun back as soon as I've crisped the guy who messed with the COTY polls........

-FRAGGABOOM-

This is the only known footage from Track's aborted career as an opener for Aerosmith....

Thrust/Dirge: Everybody was kung-fu fighting, HOO...those cats were fast as lightning, HAA!...

Bumblebee: Man, that was one hell of a pothole....

Prime: O.k., we're linked up...and you're trading me a Charmander for a Squirtle, right?

Daniel: Poopiiiieeeee!!

Cerebros: ...that's it, he goes out the airlock....