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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Evil_the_Nub

Evil_the_Nub has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

"Can you hurry up Spike? I've been standing is this water too long and my robo-diaper is full."

Starscream visits Colorado

I was gonna fight the Autobots, then I got high. I was gonna shoot them with my null rays, but then I got high. Now I'm Megatron's punching bag, and I know why. Because I got high because I got high, because I got high.

Slave workers working

Slave girl: So G1 had weird crap like this and people still claim it's the greatest Transformers series ever?
Slave Guy: Yeah I don't get it either.

Autobots raising their hands

Ok, show of hands. Who still can't find Vehicon?

Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz

What? I'm on break, I can look at Fembots gone wild if I want to."

Scrapper talking to Sari

Hey ma! We got company, put your teeth in!

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

Sari: "Psst Optimus. Your Lugnuts are showing."

Dr. Arkeville is excited

At last, I have taken over Hasbro! Now those fools will suffer my wrath of shoddy distribution and cancellation of figures. I love being evil, muahahahahahahahaha!

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Quick! Get me outta here before Dr. Rockso finds me.

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

Are you going to eat that?

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Everybody stand back.I'm about to bust a move.

Jazz is scared!

Derpty derp dee deedly derpy Michael Bay derpy dert dee deedly derpty derpty dumb.

Jazz is scared!

Disco is not dead!!!!!!!

Sari goes crazy!

Sari just before she strangled the guy who made the 500 thousandth stupid Michael Bay joke.

Grimlock's eyes on fire

Grimlocks brain exploded when he realized how fervently some people worship a cheesy cartoon from the 80's.

Ravage biting Bumblebee

Bumblebee: No Ravage this is my pot pie!! No Ravage thats a bad Ravage!!!

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