Captions by Evil_the_Nub

"Can you hurry up Spike? I've been standing is this water too long and my robo-diaper is full."

I was gonna fight the Autobots, then I got high. I was gonna shoot them with my null rays, but then I got high. Now I'm Megatron's punching bag, and I know why. Because I got high because I got high, because I got high.

Slave girl: So G1 had weird crap like this and people still claim it's the greatest Transformers series ever?
Slave Guy: Yeah I don't get it either.

Ok, show of hands. Who still can't find Vehicon?

What? I'm on break, I can look at Fembots gone wild if I want to."

Hey ma! We got company, put your teeth in!

Sari: "Psst Optimus. Your Lugnuts are showing."

At last, I have taken over Hasbro! Now those fools will suffer my wrath of shoddy distribution and cancellation of figures. I love being evil, muahahahahahahahaha!

Quick! Get me outta here before Dr. Rockso finds me.

Are you going to eat that?

Everybody stand back.I'm about to bust a move.

Derpty derp dee deedly derpy Michael Bay derpy dert dee deedly derpty derpty dumb.

Disco is not dead!!!!!!!

Sari just before she strangled the guy who made the 500 thousandth stupid Michael Bay joke.

Grimlocks brain exploded when he realized how fervently some people worship a cheesy cartoon from the 80's.

Bumblebee: No Ravage this is my pot pie!! No Ravage thats a bad Ravage!!!