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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Exulted Unicron

Exulted Unicron has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Casting call for the movie began with a rather big disappointment

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator becomes the next victim of a vicious lightsabre attack from Anakin

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor learns that computers aren't that friendly when he gets a trojan virus

Welcome to Carbombya!

DUDE! Where's my camel?

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Blitzwing gets a cameo role in Ghostbusters 3 and gets a BIIIIIG hug from Slimer

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

Blades: I can't feel my ears
First Aid: Since when have you ever been able to feel your ears?
Blades: Oh yeah!-

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Rumble learns the hard way that Perceptor isn't a Headmaster

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

the lastest TF line from Hasbro, "Colour Your Own TF" didn't work as well as Hasbro planned

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Scooby Doo 3: Guest Starring Screamer

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Spike learns that standing next to a yellow bot playing an arcade game doesn't make you look any cooler

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

An innocent grandma tries to beat the rush on getting the latest Galaxy Force toys.

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

When Prime ordered a Leopard Skin rug from a eBay, this isn't quite what he had in mind

Rumble on a Subway train

A rare picture of Rumble's saturday job.

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Now remember, If you see this truck, blow it up. We needed Scourge not Optimus Prime.

Unicron reading a magazine

There are other horns on Unicron, not just those on his head!

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz and Perceptor take part in their own Jackass stunt called: "Let's throw this fat-ass into a time portal"

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Optimus decides to entertain the crowd with a rendition of Weird Al's "Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)"

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

S: Look what I've found, Unicron's Deoderant.

BB: Er.. Spike, that belongs to Superion

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

B:Stop the ride, I feel sick.

BB: We can't we gotta gor ound three more times

P: Wheeeee

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

S: Owww! My teeth, take me to a dentist, take me now!!

B: You don't have any teeth, you're a robot!

S: Oh, yeah

An injured Thrust

Megatron, I'm telling ya the truth, Wheelie really did beat me up!

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