Captions by g2jazz

Rodimus: if your gonna do it danno... do it with style....

Cheetor: Rhinox, what in primus name did you do !
i just ask a little of the top... not making black spots all over my body

damn dial up.....

i need to read the news on seibertron about my upcoming reissue

damn i want that Playstation 3 and X-box 360 NOW!

starscream: optimus called this morning that he was sick to come. so that is why he asked me to fill his place till he gets better.

first aid: you want me to do WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

blades: i want a sex-change... give me the best job you can give me. and no micheal jackson "accidents" again. you made a big mistake with doing him

first aid: we're gonna experiment with switching your brain with that of a monkey

blades: can i get bananas then?

he`s dead, jim.....

blaster: i remember that time on beta four....

kup: primus no... not a old war story again

gues this is the orginal/biological way how someone made the transmetals idea real

guard: geesh why does these batteries smell like ....
soundwave: *sweatdrop*

kup: this reminds me of that new year party at Beta4

so if i hit this button, he will start dancing?

rattrap: you can kiss my pink .....
rhinox: Ok!

yes, i confest...
i was the referee in the battle of Optimus vs Megatron in the movie and i know megatron cheated to win.... and my comments: F*CK YOU OPTIMUS PRIME... DECEPTICONS FOREVER..... megatron promised me eartch after he is done with it....

Let`s get ready to RUMBLE........
rumble: HEY....!

We tride to interview MR. Optimus Prime, but Optimus prime comments were: "Saddam Hussein must be stopt... no matter the cost" after this statemend he transformed and drove away.

i am telling there are no tranformers in Iraqi...

Mammie.......

This isn`t the "Donald Duck" i orderded... I should sent it back...... (unicron looks into the magazine:) nevermind sending it back.....