Captions by Ironhide

i wonder if i could afford to buy the transformers?

THINKING: mybe this isn't a good time for phone sex...

The Mummy Returns...

Oh my god, Oh my god, OH MY GOD

this is not funny

oh i don't feel good: BLECH

Kup: Get that thing outta my face get a real gun sonny boy.

ME: where do i get onwe of them costumes????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I once caught a sharkticon this big!!!!!

Oh this sh#t feels like stone!

Brawn:wait a second Windchager Igot a big one coming. Soundwave:nooooooooo

BRAWN:FARRRRRRRRT SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

BRAWN: SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

STARSCREEM: YO PRIME QUIT GETTING SO GRABBY GRABBY

i told you it was hollow
pay up prime

that energon is mine you wheelie little fµ©kin bitch!

Now where did that come from?