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Captions by Ironhide

Ironhide has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

i wonder if i could afford to buy the transformers?

Sep 10, 2003

THINKING: mybe this isn't a good time for phone sex...

Apr 13, 2003

The Mummy Returns...

Apr 7, 2003

Oh my god, Oh my god, OH MY GOD

Mar 4, 2003

this is not funny

Jan 4, 2003

oh i don't feel good: BLECH

Dec 14, 2002

Kup: Get that thing outta my face get a real gun sonny boy.

Oct 25, 2002

ME: where do i get onwe of them costumes????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Oct 17, 2002

I once caught a sharkticon this big!!!!!

Sep 19, 2002

Oh this sh#t feels like stone!

Sep 14, 2002

Brawn:wait a second Windchager Igot a big one coming. Soundwave:nooooooooo

Sep 14, 2002

BRAWN:FARRRRRRRRT SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

Aug 22, 2002

BRAWN: SOUNDWAVE: AHHHH THE SMELL

Aug 22, 2002

STARSCREEM: YO PRIME QUIT GETTING SO GRABBY GRABBY

Aug 20, 2002

i told you it was hollow
pay up prime

Jun 3, 2002

that energon is mine you wheelie little f&micro;&copy;kin bitch!

Apr 24, 2002

Now where did that come from?

Feb 9, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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