Captions by michellatron

Giant kitty Nitro superior, Soundwave inferior!

LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK!

....and that, Ironhide and Wheeljack, were my experiences in the 60s. It was all about something they called free love. There was a lot of hugging, just like this.

Say hello to my little FRIEND!

*click* *click*

Oh what the $*!#, come one guys! What kind of movie is this anyway, this isn't even a real gun!

SAY UNCLE, WHEELJACK! SAY UNCLE!

A typical Friday night at Decepticon headquarters:

80s hair band tunes
6 drunk Decepticons dance, dance, dancing the night away!

Kremzeek didn't understand that you actually need to have hair to use Rogaine.

So Ratch, I heard back on Earth one time that after the age of 40 you should have your prostate checked or you could die of something called cancer. You're a few million years overdue, y'know?

Alexis: Optimus, did you just... fart?

Optimus: Uh, we transformers don't fart!

Alexis: Why is there a big ball of fire behind you? Wait, CARLOS!

Carlos: WHAAAAAT?!

Alexis: You threw your half smoked cigarette back there, now half the mo

Oooh Elita, please... reactivate!

Uh, hey guys, this isn't going to wind up on late night HBO or some pay site in 2009 will it?

Starscream: I'm on a rock and, it's going fast and, I've got an aerial themed..

Megatron: Starscream! It's bad enough that I'm stuck on this rock with you without you rewording that blasted Earth tune about the boat!