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& the lab director thought the intern were breaking his pencils just as some kind of practical joke.
It was the microscope all along!!!
Pretenders hide the lame fanboys inside!!!
Boo!!
Prime: Ahh!!
Offscreen, Dinobot is doing obscene things to the end of Rattrap's tail.
-at the base-
Cheetor:Rattrap's falling.....what does this mean?
Rhinox: It dosen't mean anything. Everybody falls their first time.
I found your tickle spot!!
Another Gestlat limb reformatted for the Binaltech project......
Next up: seacon Scalor.
Perceptor: searching for decepticon decoys.....wtf??.....TFU.info's down again!!!!
Perceptor: You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, & shake that cosmic rust all out. You do the hokey Pokey & you turn yourself around....that's when you fall apart!!
WJ: I'm never letting you play DanceDance Revolution again.
& due to it being in the middle of the middle east, their toy venders can't seem to get any new transformers.
.....but they have a whole crapload of Alt Tracks & E- Ultra Magnus they can't get rid of.
...but I didn't want a carbombya ad on my tombstone....I wanted pepperoni...
Spike, no!!! Don't worry, Spike, I'll get you outta there!! Just hang on!!
This game is wierd. Humanoid turtles? It'll never catch on.
BB: All your base are belong to us? Who talks like that?
Spike: Soundwave.
BB: right, forgot about him for a second.
Primal: You think this is bad, you should've seen what I did to Star Saber.
Prime: What......The.......
Victory Leo(off camera): You don't want to ask......
Little do people realize that this is actually a scene in a season 4 episode, which explains how Optimus came back to life. He didn't.
Further proof that any ol' G1 Decpticon is far superior to any RID Predacon.
SS: This mask would fool Prime's own creator....
In fact, *walks up to Alpha Trion* Hi pops! Let's go back to wheeljack's lab & do the wild toaster dance.
A3:.........
That's not funny Starscream......
*shoots Starscream i
SS: Maybe now I can get away from those screaming fan girls....
Blades: F-A! I just had the worst dream! The Decepticons let loose a new batch of cosmic rust, & stole Sunstreaker's body for Dead End, & Ravage was a Corvette sent back from his future self to hide away the decepticons from Unicron, & Gr
Baldes: will this hurt?
FA: Why should it, I'm only putting knockoff stickers on you. Since we're not getting official re-issues, we've gotta make a living somehow.
Perceptor: He's humping my head!! Run Blaster!! Save yourself!!
Blaster: No way!! Two can play!!
*Blaster sends out Eject, Eject starts humping his head too*
Perceptor: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
BW:So Megatron, how much more of this hair gel do I need to keep my head turrent from falling over?
Megs: That's not hair gel.
BW: Ew.
Rumble: there, there. It's all right. You were just having a bad dream.
Perceptor: But it was so real. Hasbro came up with some decent Alternators, but they made Swindle look like Trailbreaker & Dead End look like Sunstreaker, but then Takara ca
Rumble: Pipe down, I'm just seeing ifyour head's not too big to put on a Vader helmet for the party later.
See, I told you Depthcharge couldn't carry us through that narrow passageway, but NOOOooooooooo. "It's ok, his wings will fold up..." Look at him now, you passenger-side air head!! He's wingless & turning blue!!!!
Q1: in this experiment, we are making a modification on an old human concept & putting a thousand autobots in front of individual super-computers to see if one of them could write the complete works of Shakespeare. So far, after 500 astro years, they&
Hit the gas & make it QUICK!!! THEY'RE PLAYING ENERGON EPISODES BEHIND US!!!!!!!
Ladies & gentlemen, I give you Megatron's robot mode for the TF movie.
Seymore needs blood to ggrow....yor will do nicely.
And her cookies taste like arsenic, too....
Al right, that's it! The designers at Tyco are officially scraping the bottom of the barrel....
The only thing more curious than why a human-sized transformer couldn't fit into a indy car, is why the indy car has 6 wheels.
Ah dad!! I was dreaming of this shark...& it was singing!!
Ah, Arcee!! What was your hand doing under my sheets!!
Ah, not again....no, wait, don't go...please stay...I have reserves!!
(American Pie reference)
I can't believe it's not butter!!!
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