Captions by New Omen

Cont. The monster screams "Arrghh!!" and tears out Shockwaves organs. Before Shockwave and do anything the beast tears off his face yelling "You DIE!!"
Motormaster: Wow that is scary.
Deadend: I doubt Optimus would just kill everyone.
Blitzwing: Well o

Blitzwing:...then a human screamed "OPTIMUS!". Suddenly from nowhere the winged terror appeared and he swooped down, killing everything that moved. As he charged toward Shockwave the very street blew up. Terrified, Shockwave manages to fire, but misses. T

Sgt.Epp's to Scorponok "Tag, your it"

Bruticus soon learned that the Earth vehicles the Combaticons where built from didn't have the structural integrity to go into space.

I'll show that Cybertron Prime...

SUPERMODE!

There there Dragstrip, Decepticharge isn't that bad of a name.

Dragstrip: If you lay real low... like this mighty Galvatron, those Autobots might not see us.

Galvatron: ...sure Dragstrip, like a giant yellow metal object in the middle of the forest didn't give away our position away in the first place.

Some dude named Dark Helmet did this to you, using the swartz?!!

I must learn more about this Dark Helmet and his Schwartz weapon, then the Autobots will be vanquished forever!!11!1!

Superion: Guess what im gonna do with my free hand

*A3 screams in terror*

umpa lumpa dupadoo do ive got a perfect puzzle for you umpa lumpa dupadee if you are wise you'll listen to me. Listen close, and listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde. The dreadful girl she sees no wrong...
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing,

After the Spaceballs invaded Char Galvatron had to upgrade his bodymass to fend off the Evil MegaMaid...

The next StarWars transformer will be a 20" tall Death Star that transforms into Galvatron. No one knows why, Hasbro just needs the money...

Unicron became the "big boy" he always wanted to be and mastered the toilet. In that same moment he decided that when he grew up he would become the god of destruction....

muhahahahahahaha soon, after years of playing the HMW ill have enough exp and energon to buy the fusion cannon that goes with this costume.

And now ladies and gentlemen, for your amazement, my assistant in the pink dress will now pull my crounch trigger!!!......

Spikes first attempt at building an exo-suit went horribly wrong....

And thats how we draw Ravge class, next I'll show you how to draw Megatron...

After hours of playing metal gear solid 3, Blaster thought anything could be camouflage.

Me Grimlock say you bad palm reader, me Grimlock always bash brains as dino, ill never be car, and who is this Ford Mustang you mentioned?

Perceptor went insane trying to understand and move the giant flooting pencil. Good ol' Mirage always pulling pranks.

Bored hot rod made his own yo-yo

Starscream:Optimus is dead and i am the new king of the decepticons. will you be my queen?
Elita: NEVER!!
Starscream:Such a shame, well ill have to leave you with my friend Ramjet. He's planning to test how fast his nosecone can really go....

Here we see secret bonus footage from the soon to be released transformers the movie reconstructed.During casting Inferno and Red Alert try out for the roles of Starscream and Megatron. We see them performing the famous scene where Starscream throws meagt

Optimus Prime and Megatron joined the traffic police after retirement from showbiz. Here Megatron shows off his new speed camera/blaster cannon while he and optimus pose in front of impounded cars for the local papers.

Ultra Magnus: Arcee i need your, ive been attracted to a transformer now for sometime but i dont know wot to say?
Arcee: wow i had no idea!?
Ultra Magnus: you know?!, well could you give this love letter to Rodimus Prime.
Arcee: My god, u love Rodimus

Ultra Magnus:erm...Arcee its stuck!?
Arcee:I told you not to interface your hand down there!
Ultra Magnus:Spike said this "Human Foreplay" would win you over.
Arcee:keep wiggling and maybe it'll come loose...
Springer walks in,
Springe