Captions by Optimustard

And that's how they check your prostate

That is what you get for running your mouths! I told my dad that you were picking on me...so he rebuilt Megatron, cause he's awesome

Ok Daniel my hook is baited now where do I cast my line in the air or water? I hope sky byte is really jumping today.

I'm being attacked by clouds! What was this vape laced with unicrons blood?

Optimus: That's right starscream I want you to visualize And then attack, visualize and then attack.
Starscream: megatron you're drinking the wrong water, momma's right and you're wrong. Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Optimus: way to go starscream you got your manhoo

Please take galvatron to the juicing room, I don't like the look of it.
Don't worry Cyclonus they don't send bots to azkaban for blowing up their insane boss. Now then who has the stick to whack this galvapiñata.

Proof that Botox has been around since before time began
. Blitzwing: I am smiling, we are all smiling!!

Yo Grimlock is that a pinto your eating? Cause that cloud behind you screams pinto beans!

I learned this in Japan. It's supposed to clear your mind so that you can build Dinobots that aren't idiots. If not it's good practice if I ever need to rip out your optics

Just one sniff of cocainergon or we will have to change your name from tracks to cranks. And remember only the first one is free. Now grab your dollar bill and roll out!

That's right soundwave keep looking I'm sure I saw it down there.
And by down there I mean right next to my invitation to cyber karaoke
Which you never sent me

Grimlock: Me Grimlock thought being tied up face to face better option
Optimus: this is only an awkward position if you make it
Grimlock: me Grimlock not in awkward position me Grimlock in missionary
Optimus: please don't roll out
Grimlock: now it a

Cyclones: I told you we'd fit right in at medieval times
Judge: I thought this was a ren ay sance fair
Cyclonus: no wonder you lost control of cybertron!

Enough drag, more strip! You've got to earn that energon