Captions by Rainbow Starscream

I don't care what you say, you know why? Because mine is bigger than yours. You're just jealous!

Prime: Ahhhhh! Finally! My Halloween costume showed up today. Wait 'til the guys get a look at this!

OP: What? Galvatron kicked your ass and stole your lunch money? *pats the Quint* It's allright, I totally understand. He did the same thing to me when he was Megatron.

SW: Faster Starscream, FASTER! I forgot I left the coffee machine on at home!

Cyclonus: You know we could do this like those Armada morons do...

Starscream: I hear ya. Let's do it. Cyclonus -- supermode! POWERLINK!

Mmmm....tastes like chicken!

UM:I think Galvatron has had enough energon for one day.

Cyclonus: Man, this concert sucks.
Quint: Mmm-hmm

Oh No! My cream of wheat -- it spilled everywhere!

Galvatron:Watch me do my backflip I've been practicing for the circus!
Cyclonus: Have you lost you mind, Mighty Galvatron?
Soundwave: Apparently. Unicron messed him up GOOD...

Bumblebee: Oh a gift? For me? (Reads gift tag) To Bumblebee, from Megatron. Bumblebee: Wasen't that sweet of him? (Opens gift) Ooohhhhh!!! It looks just like me! Thanks Megatron, you're the greatest!

All the transformers share the Christmas spirit by joining in with the minicon to sing "99 bottles of energon on the wall".

Spike: What in the world is this? Bumblebee: Oh, that's just Optimus Prime's deodorant.

Brawn: Are we there yet? Perceptor: Look ma, no hands...Wwweeeeeee!!! Bumblebee: Perceptor! Don't make me stop this thing and come back there!

Does this need a caption to be funny???

(Megatron looks at Soundwave)Megatron: Nah, he'd enjoy that too much.

Iraqi guy: I promise you, we have no weapons of mass destruction in Optimus Prime. Prime: You're such a liar. But that's okay, I found Saddam and kicked his ass.

Vince: I'm sorry Unicron, I won't call you a pussy again! Unicron: Prepare to die, you fool.

Unicron: Cover story - Megatron and Optimus Prime get married. Who writes this crap?

Frenzy: Ah crap, if that minicon Sparkplug sees this, I'm in trouble! Optimus: Nah it's cool. Sparkplug went to visit Megatron to get in touch with his "bad side." He's such a bad boy.

Starscream: Megatron! Please help me! Get Sideways and Thrust away from me! Who named those guys anyway?

Worker: Hey man, I gotta go. My buds are here to play poker.

T-Rex: Mmmmm...tastes like chicken! Dirge: Don't eat me..eat Starscream! (T-Rex looks at Starscream) Nah, he'd enjoy that too much. Starscream: Dammit! It's not fair! No one will EAT ME!!!

Galvatron: Tidal Wave! When I told you to "combine", I didn't mean combine in that way, you idiot!
Tidal Wave: You know you like it. Galvatron: I must admit that is true, but the autobots are watching us! So, cut it out, you ar

Starscream: So this is Megtron's energon? Well, I don't see HIS name on it. (Writes Starscream on cube.)Ah yeah! You're all mine, now! Megatron: Starscream! Is that my energon? Starscream: Well, it WAS your energon, but it&#

Rumble: All right, that's it. That's the last time I play paper-rock-scissors with laserbeak!

Thrust: I'm sorry Megatron sir, I will never call you "flathead" again.