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BITTER CUBE FACE!

Thrust: Why do I have bandages??? I'm a freaking ROBOT!

Thrust: Why do I have bandages???

This is to all the Headmaster freaks out there! Hover if you can hear ME!

Woman: I'm taking a picture with a toy... a TOY DAMN IT! *shoots self*

Rad: OMG! its FRED's MOM! RRUUUUNNNNN!!
Carlos: Damn she a huge bitch!

Fred: Awww man my stomach...
Carlos: Holy Sh*T dude!
Rad: RUNNNNN! Fred's gonna BLOWWWW!

FEEL The ultimate power of MAJIN BUU!

Audience: AHHHH Bitter BEER FACE!

Megatron: What? Why are you looking at me like that? I've always use this mind-controlling device on my warriors! SO GO AWAY!

Megatron: Remember kids, safety first. Always wear your helmets when riding a bike.
Starscream: Umm...Megatron this isn't GIJOE.

Megatron: NO we are not having virtual sex you idiots! This isn't Demolition man! Pfff..

Damn it! First it was Daniel and now its Wheelie. My life can't be any worse...
Carlos: Hey Arcee I'm bored can you play with me?
ARCEE: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Skyfire: Ratchet..You are just giving me a checkup right? RIGHT?
Ratchet: Checkup. Right checkup *evil chuckle*

FINALLY we can get off this crumpy planet!
WHOO HOO!

Ultra Magnus: Ok which of these form the head?

Someone check under my arms to see if there is any scratches!

OP: So Fehr you and your baseball players want to strike!! STRIKE THIS!

Metrostars tickets??? I wanted Mets tickets!!! *crack*

Mirage: What happened to you?
Cliffjumper: I just watched the most boriest sport in the world, SOCCER...The horrors

Megatron: This is what happens when you watch too much soccer!

WHAT? You like Megatron better!!!??? GRRRRRR

How nice...you gave a G1 Optimus Prime figure for my birthday... IDIOTS!!! *crack*

Allow me to demonstrate what happens to people who FAIL me.

ARRGHHH I SAID NO ANCHOVIES!!!

Optimus Prime: I know how you guys feel. I hate to die in the movies too!

Damn it Ratchet hurry up! I need to transform! These wheels are killing me.
Ratchet: Baby