Captions by Sheba

the world takes note of the very first ever human cosplaying TFs.

Starscream: "Hey! UP HERE! Stop looking down there!"

Elita: Geez, he's got a bigger chest than I do...

Last time YOU drove, you went 20 miles with your left blinker flashing!

Skywarp: Wassa matter Megatron, afraid of heights?
Megatron: No! I'm afraid of falling!
*falls*

Hehe with this Autobot symbol as a disguise, nobody will ever suspect...

Ravage: *sniff sniff* I can smell a kitty in heat!

Starscream:ohhhh my aching.......MY WINGS!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY WINGS??!!!
Ramjet: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...

Menasor says NO MORE NUCLEAR HOT SOUP NOODLES! OW OW OW RING OF FIRE HOT HOT HOT OW OW OW......ssssssssssss....AHhhhhhhhhhh...

AHHHHH RABIES RABIES HE GAVE ME RABIES!!!.....I need HOW many shots in the stomach now??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

It became apparent to Metroplex that Trypticon had been playing TOO MUCH Street Fighter II--as Blanka...

And now Optimus and Elita-1 prove they are BOTH BLONDE...
"Why did the blonde have a big bellybutton? Cuz her boyfriend is BLONDE, TOO!"

DAMMIT you look like a Meowth or a PERSIAN (pokemon)!!!!!

Slag:*sniff sniff* Hmmmm smells like Decepticon...

Primal: Captain's LOG...stardate 04523.1
Rhinox: No this is MY log

Ratchet: Damn, I hate these proctology exams...
Ironhide: But Teletraan 1 said you were at a high risk for prostate cancer...

Skywarp: "Hey Sheba, I'll throw him and you see if you can catch him before the first bounce."